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Deadpool v Gambit #3

They're having a lover's quarrel

Step dad waiting for their past curfew kid to come home looking mother fucker.

He's worried about Wade 🥺

Don't pretend Marvel writers read the wiki

Is that...?

Oh yeah it definitely is

First time was see Wade's bare ass

Liar

Sometimes you got to watch your boy work.

That is not what Wade does with Death.

Okay that goes hard.

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SHOOTING CIVILLIANS POINT BLANK. SHE WAS TRYING TO GET HOME AND THEY SHOT HER FOR NO REASON. GET THIS FOOTAGE OUT!

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Doing a heist with Remy because of cake is super straight.

fascinated by people claiming that deadpool is straight meanwhile here's how they marketed Deadpool 3:

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Deadpool v Gambit #2

You guys ever seen a rom-com-buddy-cop-heist? You have now.

They trust each other 🥺

This is some couples counselling talk- look at the communication and freely given apology.

Ah. Okay that makes sense.

Okay we're being called out, but Remy being cishet? Please. Maybe things were different in 2016.

Where did that communication go.

Let them cook!

I wonder how much longer this will hold true. That being said, Deadpool bringing Gambit closer to his own movie makes it even funnier than the time between this comic and Gambit not getting a movie.

Old, 7ft tall and mutton chops, this guy is all sorts of Wade's type.

At least he's a man of conviction. Poliosis is a VERY specific type, my man. (Hey if Rogue ever dyed her hair, would Remy be turned off?)

No comradery in immortality.

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Deadpool V Gambit #1

Wade appears to have forgiven Remy for killing his husband in, like, 2008.

Would not be the last time we see Spidey pull a Swayze

The acting is en point

Bullying Frank is always morally correct.

God they're so stupid.

Oatmilk!Matt is a canon event and not just something he said to tease Frank, apparently. Good for the Born Again, writers, for reading comics.

Listen I think Remy is great, but I'm always down for him being called a bag of shit.

You know what, this is good enrichment for Wade. He hasn't had a playdate since Cable used to mess around with him.

You can't just call him handsome and compare him to a bunny after he calls the fight a mardi gras and expect us to be normal about it.

I don't think he was bragging, Peter...

Not a single braincell between them.

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So. Adamantium is a new material in the Avengers universe?

Have they spoken to the Canadian government at all? Or are we to assume there's no Weapon X in the cinematic 616? Because that has HUGE impact.

It's not like mutants don't exist in that universe, either (Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver, who weren't even born when Logan was getting terminator shoved up his ass). Adamantium has been around.

I'm pretty confused.

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It's Trans History Week! Meet Dr. James Barry.

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Deadpool (2016) #13

Marvel finally acknowledges that "drunk and emotionally vulnerable" does not equate consent.

(I usually put some picture above the cut but it's diving right into a triggering flashback)

Typhoid Mary attacked Wade in 1997. Wade was EXTREMELY upset at the time, and very shaken in the days that followed. It took 20 years but they finally called him a victim.

Oh mood

They stole his cake and gave him bulge. Interesting design choice.

Girl you chose to rape him.

So says the rapist.

Queen behaviour.

No dude you're good, get her ass.

Letting people believe he's a terrible person to protect his daughter. Wade is a GOOD father. And he recognised that his attacker needed mental help and arranged that for her, despite knowing he'll never get justice.

Remember, these two watched him conceive Ellie. They keep making these choices (oh you thought he was just for Vanessa and Logan? Oh girl fairly certain the only two people he'd reject are Scott Summers and Victor Creed. The former because it's tacky to sleep with your father in law, the latter because he's scared shitless of him).

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Chad energy

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Deadpool/Wolverine 2025 #5

More nicknames than your average fanfic. The Lo Lo just hits right.

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Take that drive. You'll change your mind.

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Them being sharing clothes since day one.

So they casually be like, "take my shirt" ???

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Parts of Spiegel im spiegel were used in the episode.

The same music was used in About Time- a time travel movie about family and mistakes born of selfishness and sacrifice.

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*football.

Dickhead

If the Brits have one thing, it’s definitely soccer chants