#deadpool and wolverine

[obriy]

[plasticterrarium]

Honestly, I get why it seems to be a metaphor but I think that WAS sex for them. I don’t think they could or would do the nasty in any other possible way. Sure it’s to get around the Disney censors and to be funny because it’s a funny movie but I don’t think it’s a metaphor. In my opinion, it was sex on screen. Maybe it looked a little different to what we’re used to but this is Logan and Wade - theyre a little different to begin with. To them, there is no difference between sticking your blade in and sticking your dick in……. It’s the intention behind it that matters.

Logan and Wade in the Honda Odyssey, a sex metaphor:

The fighting was purely for a release of energy and emotion since they regenerate

The constant penetration of weapons over and over, Logan smiling in satisfaction during the penetration

"I take it all back, the Honda Odyssey fucks hard. Too bad you don't, needle-dick" "oh we're just getting started bub" they're literally flirting.

The grunting, panting, yelling.

Come hither hand motions, asking for more, the rocking of the car

Constantly on top of each other, rolling around, switching positions

Staying in the car. There is no reason to fight inside the car/keep going back in, but it forces their proximity and cars are a common place for sex

Their bodily fluids sprayed all over each other and the vehicle (blood... or)

There was a time skip.

Seatbelt bondage

Exhausting themselves and sleeping next to each other afterwards

In summary; they totally fucked in that thing

[kendyroy]

“They gave me runway in this film. There’s one monologue in there. I can’t tell you the details of it. I say more words in that monologue than I said in an entire movie once as Wolverine. But there are sides of the character that I’ve been scratching at for 24 years […] There is stuff in this movie where I was like, ‘This is the thing I’ve been trying to get out’ and I feel so excited about it.”

— Hugh Jackman talking about Logan in Deadpool & Wolverine (x)

[brainrotcharacters]

When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax

[mischievous-thunder]

No time for caution!

[no1pornstachefan]

[emo-protagonist]

[virgindeadpool]

They both love Ryan so much my gosh 💘

[wolvndmouth]

it’s complicated!wolvercablepool is MY. SHIT.

i’ll take ‘a baggage-laden, ultra messy, whumpy old man love triangle’ for 600 alex

Logan being into Wade all quiet like and his pining ass having successfully navigated the Wade/Vanessa dynamic so far and everything is good now about a month into him living with Al and Wade when Cable shows up

"Old man with metal limbs and a sad-ass backstory" Cable

"I casually put on chapstick while staring into your eyes as i tell you that you remind me of my dead wife" Cable

"Theres a knife in your dick" Cable

"I use my one shot to get home on saving your life" Cable

And Logan realizes he has competition

[pist4chi0]

poolverine ¡¡

(i miss them so muuuuuch i wish gay people were real....)

[clawedbutnotdead]

hehee I wish they were real

cropped screenshots!

the process video! I want to draw better feet/leg interactions on the future, it's a very expressive part of our bodies and I don't wanna miss that potential 🏃

[willgrahamscock]

fascinated by people claiming that deadpool is straight meanwhile here's how they marketed Deadpool 3:

[nachotrash]

@rosenclaws you know who it is

…

[mischievous-thunder]

When Logan's casually initiating a flirtatious conversation and Wade has to be weird

[hoolequinn]

Thinking about how the first people Logan sees when he literally lands in Wade's universe are two kids who look at him not with fear or disgust or anger like he was prob used to, but awe and excitement. They recognized him on sight & were happy to see him 🥺