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dim sum is medicine to me

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if you are an uwu small bean i will put you in my pasta fagioli it is survival of the fittest and i hate you and will eat you

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"oimg im such a small bean its so haaaard talking to my online followers without feeling like they hate me" what's hard is asking my dad if he's going to finish his chicken sandwich without sounding like i am asking him to give me the sandwich straight up. grow up and have adult problems

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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going to the baby shower, bringing the demon blade. even at a baby shower i bring the demon blade

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my new thing is actually learning my fundamentals in all the shit i try to learn instead of just jumping into the deep end

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they wren't kidding gesture drawing really do teach you shit

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damn... I am gonna need a bigger bag for the cohort

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eating a lot of lead to make my cums sweet

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real talk it's not that taylor swift makes extremely offensively bad music for the most part it's more that she's just so overexposed and omnipresent and people have been brainwashed into thinking her relatively tepid and derivative music is lifechanging. like i personally dont really care that you like taylor swift i care more that you insist that she is the only woman on earth making interesting music and insist that i'm a misogynist when i am put off by her litigiously enforced brand and personality.

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i am really able to do everything i put my mind to

think i might test my ability to pee in the toilet

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think i might test my ability to pee in the toilet

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Philip Govedare - Anthropocene #4, 2024 - Oil on canvas

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Daniel Richter (German, b. 1962), Das Auge War Kaputt [The Eye Was Broken], 2011. Oil on canvas, 100 x 270.2 cm.

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Malcolm X dining at Chamon, a curry house owned by Bangladeshis in the Selly Oak neighborhood of Birmingham, England on February 12, 1965.

Photos by Kelvin Brodie