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Twinks with unexpectedly hairy asses nation rise up

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my mom made me watch the last part of stranger things w her last night and she kept getting frustrated that i was laughing every time the evil villain guy showed up because whenever he’d come onscreen i’d think abt this video of his actor in prosthetics trying to drink a bottle of coke and fucking dying and she was like WHATS SO FUNNY HE JUST KILED SOMEONE and i couldn’t form coherent words for liek 10 mjnutes the noises THE NOISES

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Ummm… WHAT!?!

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im still crying about them

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Lightning bugs and dead people tea 🍵

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caustic @ everyone else vs caustic @ wattson

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local man loves the ocean SO much

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Some of my most favorite completely pivotal, campaign-changing moments from Critical Role Campaign 2, in no particular order:

-mail fraud

-walking through a literal, not-space-related, massively long tunnel-like worm hole from one continent to another. with no DM prompting to do so. they chose this.

-blueberry cupcakes

-almost killing a weird purple dude with a weird geometric object, letting him go only for him to get killed by the government an instant later, and then being like “well I don’t want the GOVERNMENT to have whatever that is” and stealing it back on a whim. and then just. carrying around a powerful magical relic of unknown significance. for months. just jangling around in their bags and occasionally being whipped out for a once-a-day reroll. this thing started a WAR and then disappeared from under the noses of TWO NATIONS and these random adventuring chucklefucks had it the whole time

-appearing for an audience before a queen of a foreign land wearing BDSM gear and whipping out one of their lost religious relics

-The Wildmother loving her weird pink son enough to give him THREE successful divine interventions

-relentlessly attempting to become best friends with a war criminal even after learning that he started a war

-accidentally stealing a pirate ship. not ~accidentally stealing~, actually on accident stealing a pirate ship with no intentions to do so prior to stealing the pirate ship. and then going “I guess we’re pirates now.”

-Fjord flipping off a sea god and destroying his weird sea sword and then refusing or forgetting to get rid of the weird sea orb inside him and then going out to sea after he pissed off the sea god. multiple times.

-Yasha cannot make a wisdom saving throw to save her life her free will and it changed the course of the story. multiple times.

-negotiating peace between warring nations, and then dipping out to go organize and attend a cult convention

-going to their first ever big city and being like “what do we do now? crime? is crime what we do now? crime?” and committing treason and conspiring to murder a city official and joining a crime syndicate led by a wet dude who later turned out to be Jester’s dad

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YALL KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

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Please do this quiz it's so fucking good and it has amazing songs in it sooo!

Also got Yasha so that's a plus. Thank you amazing person on my dash

I made a Uquiz again

https://uquiz.com/eqtevh

(Also if you take it lmk who you get)

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🌸 A quiet moment🌸

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critical role  |  the legend of vox machina

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s1e25 3:08:51  |  s1e3 22:00 s1e33 0:31:49  |  s1e10 6:55 s1e33 2:02:10  |  s1e8 14:10 s1e33 2:09:23  |  s1e12 5:10 s1e56 3:08:05  |  s1e12 17:50

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It’s el muchacho monday

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people really seemed to like season one jon so it made me excited to finish season 2! he’s just. so unhinged.

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Francis Forever

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SPOILERSSSS *INHALE* I CAN’T GET OVER FREDDY’S VOICELINE OF MISSING BONNIE THAT WAS SO UNEXPECTEDLY SWEET! AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO GLAMROCK’S BONNIE. Also, Gregory is a gremlin and I love his enthusiasm for dangerous shit.