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Haunted Callie doll that drinks all your Pepsi and calls you a bitch

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welcome back haunted callie calamari doll

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went to check the results of the splatfest and noticed big man kept being cut out of the art for most articles

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at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life

at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation

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obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world

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TV WORLD

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that’s a wrap!

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umm awesome ad i just got wtf

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buying stupid things that you would die to have as a kid really does heal something inside you

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having tortured ocs is so funny bc some of em im projecting personal issues onto & some of em im just like Fuck You. Random Chimp Event

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grandkids said they can't argue or they'll get kicked out :(

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paul

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it's been 3 days and she's still drinking all my pepsi

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Grandfest was great

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i think splatoon should install a slide in the waiting lobby for the cephalopods to play on. maybe a swing set too. they need more enrichment to make them happy

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jack of no trades. master of fuck all