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Google says 2007 and Tim is a rich kid so makes sense he'd get one

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Everyone saying Tim is wrong, only Damian would hold a grudge this petty.

Bruce: I asked my son what he wanted for dinner and he said, “Not a burned quesadilla” because in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of his quesadilla.

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Bruce: what era are those bones from, cass?

Cass: bone era, I don't fucking know

What souvenirs do they bring back from their time traveling missions?

Dick: King Louis XIV's high heels

Jason: next week's lottery numbers

Tim: a Walkman

Damian: velociraptors

Duke: Big Bang space dust

Cullen: pictures of him photobombing major events

Stephanie: fresh-baked bread from Pompeii

Cassandra: bones

Barbara: a computer from the distant future

Harper: a steam engine

Carrie: a caveman

Kate: unsolved true crime evidence

Helena: manuscripts from the Library of Alexandria

Luke: a trebuchet

Bette: prehistoric water

Alfred: a Medieval peasant to show his spice rack to

Selina: a sabertooth tiger

Bruce: his newly orphaned self

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Girldick this, boydick that, I’m hunting MOBY Dick

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Emancipated duels. Photo by Pavel Kurmilev

Baroness Lubinska who presided over the famous duel between Princess Pauline Metternich and the Countess Kielmannsegg in 1892, insisted that the duelists remove their clothing above their waists to avoid infection in the event that a sword pushed clothing into the wound it caused. Being a doctor, the baroness had seen many instances of septic infection in soldiers for this very reason throughout her years of medical training.

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Welcome to Arcane Fans For Gaza! 🍉

Hello! This is a blog dedicated to the Arcane Fans for Gaza fundraiser event, follow us for more updates. Welcome!

In this event we will initially recruit volunteer artists and writers who will create fanarts and fanfiction works in exchange for donations to our specified fundraising programs: Care for Gaza, UNRWA, and Direct Aid for Gaza. For more information, visit our Carrd, link down below.

Donations Form: CLOSED (Opens on May 19th)

Volunteers Form: CLOSED (Opens on May 13th)

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Completely agree with you but I will argue with you for the sake of I do want to hear why it's the best, so here goes my arguing: stephcass suc

we all love stephcass right. like. objectively one of the best dc ships.

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I know this isn't ninjago guys but I finished this 17 hour painting for my art class and I was proud of it so...enjoy.

I love Egypt fun fact about me. :)

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no little german boy!! dont go into that dungeon!

oh mein gott! zis dungeon is full of girlenkissen!

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Hey guys, this isn't fandom-related but just a PSA because I want you to be safe out there.

Whatever you do, DO NOT go to this form created to target trans people in Utah and DO NOT spam it with bogus reports such as:

The entire Bee Movie script

100k word fanfics

Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"

The names of conservative lawmakers

Full-length movies

Keysmashes

PDFs of novels

etc.

Remember, since they have no limits on word count or file size, it's really easy to overload their system and we DO NOT want that to happen. Additionally, if you have a VPN, you should absolutely NOT change your location to Utah because that makes it more difficult for them to filter reports by IP address.

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the squad is simply wearing factual drip

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Surprised that tumblr isn’t talking about the death of Frank Tyson. A policeman killed him after kneeling on his neck. It happened on april 18th, but the video of his arrest got released today.

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I hate that this ad made me laugh

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Unfortunately I believe the drug was scarcity

I don't know what drug they put in subtext-queer-baiting-bury-your-gays-queer ships from the last decade but they need to put some of it in the current media

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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say