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Are you frustrated you can't leave second kudos on AO3? or third kudos? or whatever-who's-counting kudos?

Well, have I got the html for you!

Plop any of these in a comment (by copy&pasting the code) to make an author's day and show your appreciation!

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It will look something like this (and will be transparent with white outline on dark backgrounds):

Feel free to spread and use these as much as you like! (and if you have ideas for other variations, let me know ✌️)

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I like my mindless reading works. But as I work longer stuff that may eventually be get posted, I feel this is necessary.

made a sticker for anyone to slap onto their work if they need to

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I wrote a thing. I literally haven't written a thing in nearly two years. My muse inspired me and for the first time in a while I'm not feeling incredibly depressed or sick! I hope this keeps up! Maybe I'll even finish that thing from two fucking years ago.

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: M/M

Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types

Relationship: Edward Elric/Roy Mustang

Characters: Edward ElricRoy Mustang

Additional Tags: Rimming, Anal Sex, Panties, gay gay homosexual gay, Mentions of some straight sex, bi people exist carol

Summary: Ed and Roy are on a trip for "Diplomatic reasons." With Roy bringing various women back to the hotel room frequently, it's no wonder Ed find's a pair of panties on the floor.

Inspired by a Kinktober Prompt: Panties

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I keep seeing so many notes on my other Steek fic, which is cute, but babes, this one is my absolute favorite. So if it's Steek your after, here you go!

@desertstill Last April you requested a Steek fic. I accidentally deleted everything out of all my inboxes a few weeks ago, bit I never forgot about your fic man. And now, 1 Year and 97 days later. I have finished. Sorry it took so long, but I hope you're still in the fandom and get to enjoy this.

Summary: In a world where soulmarkers are different for every one, Stan drew the short straw. Having a lame soulmarker mixed with a soulmate that doesn't seem to be trying has left Stan bitter about the idea of soulmates. That is until one fateful night that leaves Stan feeling hopeful. But there's someone else that leaves Stan feeling happy and hopeful. Could Tweek be his soulmate?

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I did it (mostly)! My @fmagiftexchange for @xhelloxbeautifullx. I am terribly sorry it's late. I'll save you the tears and excuses and just hope you enjoy what I have finished.

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I'm back baby!! New fandom. This was an exchange piece I wrote but since it was anon upon revival, I couldn't link it. BUT NOW I CAN! So if you enjoy Fullmetal Alchemist and need more sexy Jean Havoc/Roy Mustang, then boy do I have a treat for you. And then check out the other works in the exchange as there were quite a few that were really fucking delicious.

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: M/M

Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types

Relationship: Jean Havoc/Roy Mustang

Additional Tags: Sex Pollen, Aphrodisiacs, Rimming, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex

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Two fics in a day?

Must be a March Miracle! It's an Ides of March Miracle! Can I still use that? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Thank you @suspicious-stitches for the prompt and

Happy Birth Day!!

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Category: M/M

Fandom: South Park

Relationships: Kenny McCormick/Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak, Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak, Kenny McCormick/Tweek Tweak, Kenny McCormick/Craig Tucker

Characters: Kenny McCormick, Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak

Summary: Craig has a brilliant plan to get the money to upgrade their kitchen for the two men who do all the cooking. There's just one tiny problem, someone else always wins the contest. Craig won't let they stop him from trying!

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I fucking finished something!

A lovely person in the Crenny Nation Server wrote out a beautiful little things about the sun and thr stars and it inspired me. So thank you friend!

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Category: M/M

Relationships: Kenny McCormick/Craig Tucker, Stan Marsh/Kenny McCormick

Characters: Kenny McCormick, Craig Tucker, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Tweek Tweak

Additional Tags: Soulmate AU of sorts, Lovers through time, Past Stenny, hints at Steek, attempts at scottish and irish dialects, Past Lives

Summary: Kenny has vivid memories of past lives. One thing every past life seems to have in common is a man with blue eyes that shined with love for Kenny. One day, the man from Kenny's dreams enters his life and leaves it just as fast. Can Kenny track down the love of his past lives?

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Me: WELL!! If you insist! Diner, Drive-In's, And D*cks

Rating: Explicit

Category: M/M

Fandom: South Park

Relationship: Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak

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For 2021, I want to finish at least two multi-chapter fics, participate in 3 events, and post a fic for a non South Park fandom. Can I do this??? Sure the fuck hope so!!

Here's to 2021: God It Has To Start Getting Better Right??

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This is my K2 Secret Santa for @whoismysterion

I hope this is turned out okay as it was a challenge to write!! Happy Holiday Hell! I hope it all goes well for you and you enjoy every minute of your holiday season.

Posting it a bit early because I will forget in the chaos I'm about to enter in life.

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Send me some pairings and a number and I'll write this something! More than 10 words and won't take me 3 years. Promise.

100 Smut Dialogue Prompts

1) “You know, you always look so much better when I mark you up.” 2) “You look so good with my hand wrapped around your throat.” 3) “How do you feel about adding another person to the mix?” 4) “You’d better be quiet if you don’t want to get caught.” 5) “You look good all soaking wet.” 6) “Are you sure that’s what you want? I could really hurt you.” 7) “Oh my god you’re so much better than the last person I was with.” 8) “If you’re going to act like a little brat then I’m going to treat you like a little brat.” 9) “I don’t care how good it feels you’d better not cum until I tell you to.” 10) “Look, I’m not into choking but I wouldn’t mind if you grabbed me by the neck every once in a while.” 11) “I bet you think you’re real cute letting them put their hands all over you. We’ll see how cute you look later when I get you home.” 12) “You don’t have to be gentle with me, I don’t break easily.” 13) “Touch yourself for me.” 14) “Do you think you deserve to be punished?” 15) “You take my fingers so well don’t you?” 16) “Shut up and take your pants off.” 17) “When I get home I expect you to be undressed and waiting on all fours for me.” 18) “Are you wearing my shirt?” 19) “Do you need me to finger you first?” 20) “You’d better be quiet or everyone’s going to know what a naughty little slut you are.” 21) “Did I stutter? Do as you’re told!” 22) “Look at you, I’ve only started using my fingers and you’re already shaking.” 23) “I can’t wait to be on my knees for you later.” 24) “Maybe if I punish you it’ll help you remember who you belong to next time.” 25) “Do you want it on your back or would you like to be on your stomach?” 26) “Suck on my fingers and get them nice and wet for me.” 27) “Oh honey, you know, you really shouldn’t tease me.” 28) “If you keep making those sounds I’m not going to be able to stop myself.” 29) “Take it off. Slowly.” 30) “Such a needy little thing, aren’t you?” 31) “Why don’t you go put on something pretty for me?” 32) “Kitten, don’t make me tell you twice.” 33) “Pushing back against my fingers already? How pathetic.” 34) “I love the sounds you make when you come undone.” 35) “Maybe I should get you a collar so you don’t forget who you belong to.” 36) “You’d better watch your fucking mouth.” 37) “Did I say you could stop?” 38) “I need you. Now!” 39) “I’m so sick of your voice. Why don’t you come over here and put your mouth to better use?” 40) “I love the way you look with my fingers inside you.” 41) “You keep acting like a little brat and I’ll take you over my knee right here, I don’t care how many people are watching.” 42) “I guess I’ll just get off all by myself.” 43) “Don’t you want to play with me? 44) “Yes! I mean yes, Sir!” 45) “When we get home I’m cuffing you to the bed and going down on you all night until my jaw is sore.” 46) “Wanna see what I’m wearing underneath all this?” 47) “You deserve a reward for being so good today, what would you like it to be?” 48) “I can’t wait to put bruises all over that pretty skin.” 49) “You look so good on your knees like that.” 50) “I only want to please you.” 51) “Did you touch yourself while I was gone?” 52) “Are you going to be good from now on?” 53) “Is that a tattoo?” 54) “These walls are pretty thick, which means you and I can be as loud as we want.” 55) “Well, since you want to cum so badly, why don’t we see how many times I can make you cum right now.” 56) “Come sit on my face, let me show you how much I missed you.” 57) “I wonder what your girlfriend/boyfriend would do if they knew what you were doing right now.” 58) “Do you know how beautiful you are? It’s truly distracting.” 59) “So desperate for it, aren’t you? Well, if you want it so bad you’d better start taking it.” 60) “Please? I’ll be good, I promise!” 61) “If you don’t change out of those shorts and into some pants I’ll have them around your ankles by lunch time.” 62) “I bet all our neighbors can hear you, I bet they all know what a dirty little slut you are.” 63) “Open your mouth.” 64) “I never knew someone could cum that fast just from a few fingers.” 65) “Pull my hair!” 66) “If you leave the house wearing that then the second you get back home I’m going to bend you over that bed.” 67) “If you want to cum you’d better beg.” 68) “You know I don’t like to be teased.” 69) “Come here, baby, let Mommy/Daddy take care of you.” 70)  "Say my name over and over again and, once you think you’ve said it loud enough, scream it. I want the whole neighborhood to know who’s making you feel good.“ 71) “I’m gonna fuck you in front of the mirror, I want you to see how pretty you look when you’re spreading your legs for me.” 72) “Maybe I should leave you like this, that way anyone who wanted to use you could have a go with you. Would you like that?” 73) “I wanna fuck you right against the glass so everyone can see how good you take it.” 74) “Wow, I think you’re blushing even redder than the vibrator inside you.” 75) “You know, you look real pretty when you cry.” 76) “I think I like you better with a gag in your mouth.” 77) “Tell me what you like.” 78) “Shh, don’t worry, I’ll take very good care of you.” 79) “Look at you, grinding against everything, you’re really desperate for it. Aren’t you?” 80) “How do you feel about two at once?” 81) “Is that a thong?” 82) “Yeah, that’s it, baby, just like that.” 83) “Aww, poor baby, you want me to take care of it for you?” 84) “I love it when you dress up for me.” 85) “Did you dress up just for me?” 86) “Let me show you what happens to little brats who don’t follow the rules.” 87) “Think you can handle that much?” 88) “Mmm, good morning to you too.” 89) “Just pull the car over!” 90) “What’s wrong? I thought you liked teasing.” 91) “Aww, is my little princess/prince getting shy?” 92) “Come on, take it all on your own like a good little pet.” 93) “It’s okay, honey, you can pull my hair as hard as you want while I’m between your legs.” 94) “Be a good girl/boy and do what I tell you.” 95) “That tickles.” 96) “Were you touching yourself without permission?” 97) “I think you forgot to lock the door, that means anyone could walk right in and see you like this.” 98) “I see the gift I got you fits well.” 99) “You know, there wasn’t a single thing to eat in the kitchen until you walked in.” 100) “Call me selfish, but I don’t ever want anyone else to touch you.”

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Rating: Explicit (N S F W)

Summary: Cartman's Gang and Clyde's Gang have the strangest rivalry to begin with. But Kenny and Craig always have their own going on.

Written for Day 4 of @the-crenny-week

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Written for Day 3 of them there @the-crenny-week Sorry I skipped day 2. I didn't think of anything until literally this morning. Also totally was listening to Epiphany by Deaf Havana while writing this. Song is just *chef's kiss*

TW: Suicide

Summary: Craig and Kenny are effected by the pandemic.

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Day 1 AU: Crenny Week

Written for @the-crenny-week

Summary: Kenny's favorite Defense Lawyer needs a hand

Rated: Teen and up

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for every "🌹" received in my inbox i'll post one random sentence of a random WIP i'm currently writing

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Music For Your Soulmate

Tumblr is being stupid so I have to try posting this a different way for it to show up in the tags. I finished this Steek story over a year after I got the request. It's rather long for me so I'm pretty pumped.

Summary: In a world where soulmarkers are different for every one, Stan drew the short straw. Having a lame soulmarker mixed with a soulmate that doesn't seem to be trying has left Stan bitter about the idea of soulmates. That is until one fateful night that leaves Stan feeling hopeful. But there's someone else that leaves Stan feeling happy and hopeful. Could Tweek be his soulmate?