lorenzslsd
still white, creamy, and delicious
just packaged in a nicer bottle ;)
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hey can i give my opinions on this
Opinions on cbt?
my opinion is that I do not know what that means
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please. i don’t have enough gold for another one
you guys are still here?
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i got my sausage stuck under this boulder and i haven’t been able to move since
you guys are still here?
#it fucking sucks i was going to eat it and everything#last chili cheese dog in the cafeteria but there HAD to be a random boulder on campus#i hate it here
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happy 21st birthslay and i’m going to set your tat artist on fire
@lorenzslsd hi slayonnaise slut it’s my 21st bday and im ur number 1 fan that the tags was talking about i have 2 shrines dedicated to lorenz and my tat artist declined a crest of gloucester tramp stamp mwah mwah mwah i love u
#sorry just saw this i was forced into cryostasis after bearing witness to those who slither in the dark#i’ll tat that tramp stamp on you if that coward won’t
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when the rapture comes and the gods descend to return my rightful throne to me, i’ll be sure to save you a seat
sometimes i black out from being too fucking awesome all of the time and i wake up in weird places. i can’t see where i am right now because it’s too dark but whatever music they’re playing in here bangs ngl
#of course it’s not going to be next to me because i’m the hottest and coolest motherfucker ever#oh but you can take cichol’s seat. i’ll kick him out and let him go to hell#cichol can suck my sexy purple nards
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sometimes i black out from being too fucking awesome all of the time and i wake up in weird places. i can’t see where i am right now because it’s too dark but whatever music they’re playing in here bangs ngl
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serving this much cunt every day is so hard but nobody can do it like i can
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mister lawrence mayo glucose, may I present you your bunny slippers
yes. thank you very much.
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I’m shocked that some of you are still here fr
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they don’t call me the mayo ghost for nothing
I’m shocked that some of you are still here fr
#maybe it's because i stole mayonnaise from the mess hall at 3 am every thursday and nobody knew who it was#until raphael caught me eating it from the jar#but really who knows am i right
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who wants to see my gamer lair. i’ve spent a year setting it up in the basement after i fistfought the ashen wolves for the space
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i woke up this morning feeling like the world had just taken a deep sigh of relief
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Have you tried seducing Dimitri yet?
i’m not seducing a feral animal. i have standards
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he came once when i helped daddykins plot his annual gloucester holiday civil war.
he gave me a box of macaroni and cheese
And so we prepare for the return of Cichol Kringle
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i am going to kill cichol kringle and that will bring about the end of that fat old fuck coming into my room when i’m asleep
And so we prepare for the return of Cichol Kringle
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i am going to fucking kill cichol kringle
And so we prepare for the return of Cichol Kringle
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