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l've been thinking about how for a few days... one morning, there will be a fruit basket at neil's door and an envelope signed:

- JN

p.s. thanks from jeremy for grayson

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I think this has happened to many (not to me, because I have never dyed my hair with mass-market paint).

Headcanon about what happened to Neil on the run.

— Which one... Why are they...? — cursed Chris, looking in the mirror.

— I'm fucked by my mother.

Last morning, now Chris, went to the store for hair dye. It was assumed that he and his mother would be blond. Mistakes should not be allowed, so Chris usually checked each box for substitution, so as not to fall into the trap of small prankers. On this day, he hoped for luck and took the first cheap paint he came across. He was unlucky even with the fact that he was born, what can we say about buying a box of powders.

After paying, Chris grabbed the package and went to the motel where they were staying for a while.

— Have you bought the paint yet? — Mary asked matter-of-factly.

— Yes, Mom.

— Okay, then tomorrow morning you paint, and I'll do it after work.

In the morning, as if nothing had happened, Chris took the box and pulled out the contents. He did it so often that he already knew in what proportions to mix the powders and how much to leave to his mother. Since his hair was short, it didn't take Chris long to apply the mixture on his head. Once again, he does not look in the mirror, which played a cruel joke on him.

Two hours later, for better clarification, Chris went to wash off the paint. He wondered how the blonde looked on him, so he went to the mirror. Lifting his head, he stared at his reflection.

— Which one... Why are they black? — Chris was furious, pulling at his hair.

— I'm fucked by my mother.

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lift my jaw, it's fucking awesome

The rest of the monsters, as prophesied (OG Post); Neil the Tiefling rogue, Kevin the Elvin fighter, and Nicky the half-elf bard. I imagine questing with them would be either the worst thing you could ever go through or the thing that makes you turn your life around for the better.

Also, idk how the crossbow got there it just happened

also also: size comparison with Neil's old horns included

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the ones AU where Neil the raven

butcher neil

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woww it is so beautiful✨

Do you think we’d like each other in other universes too?

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POV: andrew is trying to teach neil self-defense without knowing the truth.

andrew, correcting neil's post for the hundredth time: you're not standing right.

neil: I... ????

andrew: stop. changing. your. pose.

neil: but-

andrew: pose.

neil: but I know how to handle a knife better than you...

andrew: ????

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they.... they are so comfortable

they’re having their moment

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mmmm... YEEEEAAH

hm. yeah.

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I started reading the fan fiction of AU fox Avatar. And it's so amazing, especially Andrew the earth magician with iron control, I advise everyone to read such au, you won't regret it!!! It is very cool!!! Neil, breaking people with his blood magic>>>>>

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this book makes me depressed, but i still love them

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жизнь —

это сидеть есть котлетки с макаронами и сыром. читать ОЧМЛ, радуясь за Юру и Володю, говоря с набитым ртом:"я так люблю их"

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todoroki(shouto): im cold

yaoyorozu passing by, and hearing this, it's not unusual:*makes a jacket*

yaoyorozu blushing: don't thank me for putting it on, I have to go

*ran away*

midoriya: im cold

bakugou: ...are you asking me to blow you up?

bakugou: you can't wait for, deku

bakugou takes off his jacket, handing it to izuku

midoriya:*victoriously grateful grin*

bakugou, realizing what did, he turns away from midoriya

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I'll tell you right away I'm just getting acquainted with k-pop culture

I want to tell you that felix is the best thing that has happened in my life from real people

have you heard his voice? and the face? It's just a dump of everything

I just want to say that I love felix

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neil: nicky I —

nicky is in a panic: are you okay? a blanket? tea? did andrew hurt you? food? Is kevin an idiot?

kevin, hearing his name: what? vodka?

foxes who came running to the noise: what? alcohol? neil? who's hurt? a blanket? tea? bandages?

andrew: what —

neil, who wanted to ask if he had seen the phone:😶😶‍🌫

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and japanese mafia-family

P.S. to be more precise, with the whole world

neil josten :

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have you read fan fiction blame it on my youth? have you just seen chapter 40? explain to me why i should live if i don't have such a romantic husband/wife and rings with a stone in the color of her/his eyes...

i just want to lie on someone's lap and eat ice cream and watch the exy

am i asking that much?