okay i'll bite is such a good phrase. like i will
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THE OLD MEN ARE BACK AT IT SOMEONE HOLD THEM BACK
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nobody:
half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*
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this is the greatest thing i have ever made
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im honestly convinced trans girls have a natural advantage with everything at this point
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god she is always serving cunt.
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Favourite long-running LOST joke between me and nami is the idea that charlie once found a gay mag in sawyers stash and is now (homophobically) convinced sawyers gay because of it + his effeminate habits and is now trying to convince everyone else
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artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.
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