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Lost episode of TNG: Deanna starts getting premonitions about death and violence, causing Picard to suspect an incoming attack. The red alert is cancelled when they realize Deanna is sensing Worf binge watching Klingon soap operas on his day off.
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Riker's transport barge loses his luggage on his way to shore leave and he's forced to borrow from Picard on Risa. Those French bathing suits look even tinier on his ever-expanding hips . . .
I think this'd make more sense if his luggage was lost in a transporter accident. Riker was pretty comfortable in his Space Babe V-Neck Tunic ensemble that one time - seems like he'd flaunt the Speedo if the occasion arose.
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The enterprise transports a group of Klingon delegates to a diplomatic conference. Worf stages a traditional tea ceremony in their honor. In the aftermath, the surviving diplomats offer him a place in their delegation, and he has a heart-to-heart with Guinan while considering his future.
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Troi's skills are put to the test when she encounters a psychically aggressive Betazoid.聽 Will she be able to halt his manipulative rampage?聽 Guest starring Gilbert Gottfried.
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Data and Worf have an epic rap battle in an attempt to win Riker's affections.
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I love these. Please never stop making these.
As you wish!
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Q replaces all of the enterprise's computer files with memes. Data shows up with troll face shirt
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oh noo!!! Your sister site is dead!!
Alas, poor Yorick!聽 I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy
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Captain Picard's ex-wife is awarded half of everything he owns, including command of the Enterprise.
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Star Trek AU where everybody on the Enterprise has a full beard apart from Riker. When I mean everyone, I mean everyone.
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Today鈥檚 Gender of the Day is: Commander Riker sitting down
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During an away mission, Worf challenges a stranger to a duel.聽 He realizes the magnitude of his error when it is revealed that the nonviolent host culture solves conflicts through rhyming competitions.聽 Unwilling to ask for help from his colleagues, Worf has twelve hours to memorize a rhyming dictionary and work on his flow.
#star trek#tng#lost plots#worf#but I really think that Troi would be his second#and she would DESTROY it#while Guinan and Picard nod approvingly from the sidelines
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I have an idea you could run with: an alien entity raises the backs of chairs by just and inch or two. Riker has problems
I sense many groin injuries and a long period of reflection and self doubt as he is forced to abandon his preferred chair-mounting technique
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I鈥檓 working on a zine called Wesley Crusher: Rebellious Space Teen and it鈥檚 about Wesley Crusher as a bad boy rebellious space teen.
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聽Star Trek: The Next Generation鈥檚 Night Crew聽聽
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The personality of the Enterprise manifests in the form of a beautiful woman and is seduced by Riker, and the emotional turmoil of their affair causes strange malfunctions throughout the ship. Meanwhile, Picard attempts to introduce Worf to horse riding as a means of relaxation, but it all goes horribly wrong when Worf interprets the horse's disobedience as a challenge to his honour.
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