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you will live to witness manmade horrors that are completely within your comprehension if you've paid any attention to a single piece of human history but are nevertheless still huge bummers
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Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)
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Immediately thought of Luffy and sanji hanging out
(psst, I got more)
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Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken
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Oldest human footprint discovered, made 153,000 years ago in South Africa.

Oldest human footprint in North America, made 21,000 years ago in New Mexico, USA.

Oldest human footprint on the Moon, made July 20, 1969 on the Sea of Tranquility, Earth's moon.
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10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
AAAND WE HAVE LIFTOFF!
HAPPY MOON LANDING DAY!!!
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*descends gently from the heavens on winged sandals i stole from hermes to hand you a single 3x5 index card containing a simple sentence of immeasurable power, written tidily in sharpie: ᴛɪɢᴇʀs ʜᴀᴠᴇ sᴛʀɪᴘᴇᴅ sᴋɪɴ *
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are you tme or tma
"i know you're nonbinary but which of these two arbitrarily constructed gender categories do you fit into" genuinely are you having a laugh
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and like! MB knows it’s unusual, for a SecUnit! It outright SAYS, “this worked for me, but I’m weird even by SecUnit standards.” It clearly realizes at least SOME of its experiences are not universal! But it consistently misjudges which experiences those ARE.
#This is why MB isn’t just autistic-coded due to being a construct honestly#MB is a construct. And also autistic#And those things intersect but are distinctly Not the same thing#And we know this because we have examples of characters that are constructs but do Not read as neurodivergent (Three)#And ALSO characters that read as neurodivergent and are not constructs! (Gurathin)
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I love how in Network Effect Murderbot's previous assertion that SecUnits don't care about or trust eachother gets contradicted when Three asks after the other Units on its team.
I'm dying for a scenario where Murderbot makes one of its "this thing is a universal truth for all SecUnits"-type statements out loud, or in the feed, and it catches Three off gaurd like:

#the murderbot diaries#murderbot diaries#murderbot#secunit 3#Reblogging again to add that this applies even to non-emotionally fraught things#Because Mb in all systems red says it would be ridiculous to give a SecUnit a module in flying a shuttle#It considers it laughable that any company would do something so risky#And like the second thing Three says after disabling the governor module is ‘I have a piloting module btw’#I think maybe the Company’s education modules were even shittier than the average corporate!
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It occurs to me that Three might feel towards MB(or rather, MB 2.0) roughly the way MB feels towards Mensah, given how immediately it starts being a “team” with it. Now, Three clearly has considered itself more or less as part of a “team” before, but only while all teammates were still under the influence of governor modules. MB 2.0 is its first teammate of its own choosing.
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odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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To my dearest Final Fantasy IX 🌹Happy 25th Anniversary!
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I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message
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