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If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

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When little miss "I can do it by myself. Watch me." meets Mr "Sit down and let Daddy handle it, precious."

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mutuals to sneak into the woods and have sex against a tree with

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the chaotic urge to slip “good girl” into a casual conversation just to watch your reaction.

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handcuff her and eat her pussy until she’s crying

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Railing her in my hoodies season

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gf whose tits fall out of her shirt while she naps

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When people are like “I had to experience an awful thing so why shouldn’t you? It’s just part of life” like student loans or working a truly horrible retail job, what they’re saying is “This cycle of abuse sure as shit won’t be ending with me”

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“Sorry to bother you, Sandra needs yesterday’s invoices”

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You always got strange looks whenever you fed the neighborhood ravens. “I give them food, they give me company,” you’d say. One day, a raven excitedly comes up to you and whispers, “A neighbor plots against you, my lord.”

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She is not living rent free

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Why do real laptops never have designs that slap this hard

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Adoring and caring for her by braiding her hair and later using it as a handle to fuck her pretty brain off.

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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.