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prev clowndensation/culkinism Vince. 27. A vote for me is a vote for suck suck for ALL dicky dick.
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and separate from platonic feelings too. explain in the tags if you can obvi + feel free to specify if you're aspec! seeking out answers... reblog for reach...
#sexual attraction is simple. it’s what would make me suck Matt smith’s dick if he requested it#i would not go out with him however cause idk him#romantic attraction is friendship that’s replenishing rather than draining.#which is probably why I’ve had about 3 crushes total in my life ndjdjsnsns
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I've seen posts going around claiming that petting animals is basically tricking them into thinking they're being groomed, and it's bugging me because, like, there's no trickery afoot. Petting and scritching are grooming activities. They help to dislodge loose fur and foreign objects and more evenly distribute protective oils, among other things. Primates are social groomers, and the human impulse to scritch is the legacy of our primate ancestors. We see an animal we like, even a dangerous one, and the monkey brain says "groom that thing".
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the problem with supernatural is even if you never ever post about it again in your whole life you are fundamentally different from a person who has never watched it. something has changed in you permanently
#untrue i weaved through that entire viewing experience entirely unscathed. it was just a show on tv to me.#no you may not ask me my opinion about dean winchester or destiel. but that’s unrelated.
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when it comes to my beloved mutuals, i am nothing if not a passionate observer. while i may not be jumping headfirst into every single rabbit hole after you, i am taping a little gopro to your head so i can watch the whole way down.
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the DENNIS system from it’s always sunny but it’s whatever Armand did to end up in Louis’s bed at the end of ep 3
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did one of those faceapp filter things for. reasons. and genuinely the "widen your eyes erase your pours emphasize your jawline darken your eyelashes" filters are so horrendous. going to all that trouble to turn people into aliens and it's not even the freaky hot kind.
#it was genuinely like. okay so this is me if i were less interesting to look at and had nothing that made me unique?#why as a human being would that be my goal.#as an aside killing all apps that remove acne. that's the hottest part of a person. put it back.
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went to a discussion led by elliot page earlier today and there were many good things said but at one point the other presenter asked him "what's a cool thing about yourself that has nothing to do with being trans?" and he said "uhh this is all I've got going for me" and then paused before adding "if anyone has three oranges, I can juggle"
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when i was a child i thought that it was both confusing and undignified that the dime was smaller than the nickel or even the penny despite being worth more. and i was right on both counts
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