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scott's past life POV is so funny... someone help this man

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yes I love being a woman and yes I also love being transmasc. peace and love on planet earth

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You are a supervillain who has just captured your rival’s child. Rather than being afraid, they’re begging you to let them stay.

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there are so many words to use in place of “penis” in regards to smut. there’s dick. or shaft. we got cock. member. organ. length. hell, even manhood! all are acceptable replacements.

but what do we have for the testicles? nuts? no thank you. ballsac or, lord forbid, just sac? i’d literally rather be tarred and feathered. using their government name and just calling them testicles? take me out back and gimme the ol’ yeller treatment.

how has the english language evolved so much yet we have no acceptable word for testicles in a sexy context? how can we claim we’ve advanced as a society when the best word for describing when two characters are fucking nasty and the noble and mighty testes are swaying about is balls?

BALLS

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Every single woman should have hairy ass armpits and they should always wear tank tops and show it off at every convenience

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little bit of insight for you. people who are like "oh when I complained about people who [do thing] I wasn't complaining about disabled people who do it because of their disability. I'm perfectly fine with disabled people" yeah those people don't tend to be fine with disabled people, and in fact tend to be incredibly hostile to the idea that people exist who have different needs from their own. the person who says they want to kill all slow walking people will not learn how to be patient just because they noticed that you're using a mobility aid

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big fan of the words fucking and idiot together. fucking idiot. so beautiful its like they belong together

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For me, censorship laws are a lot like the death penalty. There are people I wish would die, but I don't want the government to have any say over who lives or dies (because then they can stretch laws out to justify killing someone they dont like). There are stories that I think are reprehensible and should have never been written, but I don't want the government to have any say over which stories are reprehensible (because then they can stretch out what they deem wrong out to fit anything they don't like)

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so freeing to realize you're allowed to quietly disagree. you can think "mm not sure about that one chief" and then keep scrolling and nobody can do anything about it

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my dad's wildlife photography would do numbers on here

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Sex is optional. This is true for everyone, not just asexual people.

Romance is optional. This is true for everyone, not just aromantic people.

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ok, because i just saw a terrible take, i feel compelled to say that there is no "fic market" to "oversaturate" in fandom. good gravy.

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do you guys remember “kick his ass baby i got yo flower”