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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

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When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

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but srsly i think it’d be a good detox from lots of screen time and i think it would make my outlook on life brighter

getting a dumb phone that supports tumblr so i can write fanfic on that stupid 🫵 keypad i’ll be clicking away in threes

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getting a dumb phone that supports tumblr so i can write fanfic on that stupid 🫵 keypad i’ll be clicking away in threes

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Fuck. Fuuuuck. Kamala Harris paid me to endorse her and I toooootally forgot & spent all the money on various cheeses 🧀 and Smirnoff 💦 do you think she will be mad

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“From whence you came” is a classic place to send back a foul beast

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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

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life update

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and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that

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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

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first youtube analysis i've wanted to watch voluntarily

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i have finally perfected my twitter feed

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Incredible things happening on my timeline

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tumblrs new policy allows porn but only if it's on your dashboard specifically while u are scrolling at a work meeting and ur boss is sitting behind u

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happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

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writing is so fun