couples therapy but it’s the couple therapising YOUR failed relationships as some kind of fucked up kink thing. and they’re sitting on each other’s laps on the therapy couch just fully hard and not trying to hide it
If anyones interested in learning about the first black vampire short story, published in 1819, heres a link to the wiki, its called The Black Vampyre, and its about a former slave turned vampire who seeks revenge on his slave master. Its actually a first in many categories!