Genderfluid and bi, I she/ they/ he, (24) but you cannot gender me in a way that matters. I'm working on webcomic so maybe look out for that (I have been saying this for like 7 years so don't hold your breath)! Otherwise, I just reblog whatever and sometimes post random fanarts. Current Obsession: Marble Hornets! (Been meaning to watch it since 2012 and finally got around to it! Glad I did) [I created the header, but a lot of the art was done by my friends (plus myself), go check them out @lastritesbish @madd-nerdd @wintercandle42 @betasuppe ] Also check out the "whitenoise chaos siblings" tag! That's where you'll find more content on these beautiful children!! <3
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Me: *Walks through the art room'*
Kid: *approaches* Can I start my craft over? *The craft teacher is in the room*
Me: I know I'm an adult but I don't even know what you're doing rn.
Me: *Enters lunchroom to grab my drink*
Kid: *approaches* Can I have a second lemonade? *The lunch-organizer is five feet from me*
Me: I do not run this room. I too would love to know.
Me: *is helping kids find their grown-ups at dismissal*
Kid: *pulls my shirt* Where are we going after this? *Her mom is RIGHT THERE*
Me: ...We?
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the big three: big brown eyes, an indescribable amount of horniness and a generalised anxiety disorder
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WHEN ON PERIOD:
do not crash out
your feelings are NOT valid
do not send that text
don't kill yourself. lock in
do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed
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Average sanitation worker works 10x harder then the average cop and there work is 10x more important then a cops, why do i get payed $13.75 an hour?
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the objects to your immediate left and right are now this year's art fight teams. what's the theme?
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there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”
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may i take your order? (smiley face)may i recommend our special today? (smiley face smiley face)you nervous or something? (smiley face smiley face smiley face)sorry. its just my job to make you feel comfortable. you wanna swipe your card now? (smiley faces smilingfaces)(smiley face with evil Grin)
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can you guys stop fighting over the same peice of lettuce. there is literally more right behind you
Don't get involved in things you don't understand
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Not all venom fans are monster fuckers 😞 some of us are just aroace disasters who like the idea of a platonic soulmate who likes to murder annoying people for you, is that so bad?
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