MINECRAFT STORY MODE: THE REMAKE
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Block By Block: The Amulet
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Ash: Hey Jessie... you have any bandages here that I can use?
Jessie: What happened?? Why are you limping?
Ash: Run in with a wild Machoke.
Jessie: Ugh, get in here. Sit down. Wobbuffet! Can you get my tape?
Wobbuffet: Wobba!
Ash: You're not gonna tell mom are ya?
Jessie: And make her worry about you more than she already does? No way.
Wobbuffet: Wobb!
Jessie: Thanks, bud. Alright, gimme your foot.
Ash: I thought you were a Pokémon nurse, how do you know how to do this?
Jessie: Humans aren't too different anatomically from certain Pokémon. Like Machoke for example. Speaking of which, maybe don't fight one with your bare hands.
Ash: You're one to talk. Meowth and James told me how you caught Seviper.
Jessie: Okay that was different.
Ash: Besides I wasn't fighting it! It was hurt and on a rampage.
Jessie: You have Pokémon you dingus, use them.
Ash: I didn't wanna freak it out and hurt it more!
Jessie: Just be more careful, yeah?
Ash: What you care about me or something, dad?
Jessie: You know I do, champ. Don't make me say it out loud, I don't wanna lose what little edge I have left.
Ash: I don't know if you ever had any.
Jessie: Alright, get out of here. I have work to do. If your mom asks about your leg just tell her you tripped over a sleeping Geodude.
Ash: Thanks! I owe you one. I'll tell her you helped me out and maybe she'll give you a kiss or something.
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