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i can’t be into ppl being embarrassed about farting as i can ppl being confident or god forbid obnoxious about it. like yeah okay i get the appeal of someone being super shy about it and apologizing and blushing but idk. like i want to be embarrassed about you doing it. i want you to release some awful disgusting noise and make me be the one to comment on it or have to be quiet and visibly red in the face. or having no care for if my head is laying on your stomach or thighs or next to you on the couch or your ass even, just doing it anyways. doing it because you know the effect it has on me and no matter what i say you know my mind is racing. like even if i act annoyed we both know i’m not. doing it in public or somewhere else where i’m forced to just be normal about it like you didn’t just activate my entire body. and god help me if you actually say something about it. if you acknowledge it to me. if you make me unable to just ignore it and not say anything about it. or like waving the smell at me or not letting me move or something else that is, in any other case, so very very obnoxious and gross. like yes, i am gross and depraved and i do like it when you do that and i am going to be horny anytime you do it. it’s like an on button for me.
tl;dr ppl who fart confidently r hotter TO ME than ppl who do it shyly (this is no hate to anyone these r just my personal opinions everyone kink how u want)
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is it so hard to find a gassy man or woman to be my partner like what do i have to do to have this be my reality
merry cheistmas eve oh wait jo its christmas merry christmad im baked itsn2 am
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being dommed w farts but in a discreet way. they’re holding you while you’re cuddling on the couch and they rip ass, tightening their hold on you when you try and move away. walking in front of you and doing it, knowing you have to walk through the smell to get where you’re going. letting one out in the car and not letting you put down the windows. someone just forcing you to endure their gas in little ways.
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being dommed w farts but in a discreet way. they’re holding you while you’re cuddling on the couch and they rip ass, tightening their hold on you when you try and move away. walking in front of you and doing it, knowing you have to walk through the smell to get where you’re going. letting one out in the car and not letting you put down the windows. someone just forcing you to endure their gas in little ways.
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eating chinese fooood hehe
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if ur 18-25 and looking for friends that like eprocto and other kinks, dm me!! im always open to friends!!!
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lovelylittledovesstuff · 10 months
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wish i could have an rp partner that does adv lit and likes farting 🥺🥺🥺 ocs or bts, and preferably male farting only.
18+ only
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