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An ineffable boop

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The only two times we saw Crowley kissing something/someone was when he was losing them

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The most important question about s3, is David Tennant going to be set on fire?

If Amazon decide not to commission Season 3, I will personally set David on fire to make up for it.

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The symptoms started two weeks after Aziraphale left. 

Crowley’s back began to hurt, something he’d never experienced before, and despite miracling it away the pain would come back again enough he found himself lying down half the time to combat the onslaught. 

Then he started to crave eggs. 

Any kind of eggs, though his favorite were hard boiled, and when he found himself dipping eggs in his espresso in the mornings he started to think maybe something might be wrong. 

“You think maybe you just miss Aziraphale?” Muriel asked, frowning as he laid in the chair his angel had left behind, “Maybe it’s just….the humans call it ‘sad’ but I’ve never been sad before so….” 

Crowley glared at them. “I’m not sad,” he hissed, “I’m….I don’t know what I am.” 

“I can look, if you’d like?” 

“What good would that do?” 

“Maybe I’ll feel something.” 

He sighed, sitting up now, though it did nothing for his back pain. “Look away, I suppose.” 

Muriel walked over to him, frowning, and before they even got close enough to touch Crowley growled, jumping back in anger as his wings came free. He panted, putting both his hands at his belly, and Muriel stared with wide eyes. 

“I wasn’t gonna hurt you, Mr. Crowley, I was….” 

Crowley looked down at himself, pressing both hands to his belly, and then closed his eyes. 

And felt it.

He gasped, falling to the floor in surprise, and shook his head. “No, it’s….what….I can’t be.” 

“Can’t be what, Mr. Crowley?” 

Crowley looked up at Muriel. “I think I’m….having a baby.” 

Muriel blinked. “Demons can have babies?” 

“No, we can’t have BABIES!” he said, shaking now as he felt it inside him, “It’s….I don’t know what could’ve….” 

“Angel babies are made from God’s love,” Muriel said, “She puts all her love into us, and we….we can always feel it forever. How are demons born?” 

Crowley felt Muriel’s words like a knife in his chest. 

“Oh.” 

“Mr. Crowl—” 

He got up fast, putting away his wings, and rushed out of the bookshop to his Bentley. The minute he sat down a song came on that made his lip curl. 

“Havin’ my baby, what a lovely way of sayin’ what you…” 

“SHUT UP!” he yelled, slamming his fist onto the dashboard. “Don’t you even DARE!” 

The music stopped, and he felt like he’d been engulfed in his own sadness. 

“I don’t….I didn’t mean to…” 

Crowley put a hand to his belly, tears filling his eyes. 

“Take me somewhere, Darling,” he said, his voice shaking, “Somewhere safe.” 

The Bentley took off in a rush as he laid back, curling in on himself as he rubbed his belly that was not even showing but he could feel it. 

“I’m sorry,” he whispered, “I’ll….if you don’t look too bad, I….I’ll let you off with someone good, you know? Someone who….who would be good to you. But for now, you’re stuck with me, little angel.” 

The baby, of course, didn’t respond since it wasn’t much of anything yet - as far as he felt - and he was grateful for that because if it was….it might tell him no. 

There was no way he could keep it. 

It would be better off without him anyway.

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oh no

So because I am currently incapable of thinking of anything other than Good Omens, I'd just like to rub salt in the wound by pointing out something about this lovely scene.

See the nebula in the middle? That'd be the Pillars Of Creation, a little bit of the Eagle nebula, which sits in the Serpens constellation. How appropriate that Crowley should be the one to put it there.

It's one of the most famous nebulae out there, for good reason. Look at it. It's gorgeous.

But that makes me sad.

Cos, see... the thing about the Pillars Of Creation is that there's a good chance they aren't there any more. It's theorised that a (possible) shockwave from a nearby supernova wiped them out about 6000 years ago.

They're just too far away for the light of their destruction to have reached us yet.

So now I've got this feeling that they didn't just cast Crowley out of Heaven. They wiped his stars from the sky.

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Asking too many questions. (He got kicked out of the good people club.)

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it's just a thing demons do sometimes

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alright, they got to me :)

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for my most dearest @cecefly <33

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Ask me for anything, I’ll give you everything. Is the invitation to tempt in itself a temptation? A confession? It doesn’t matter. Because you might be fallen, but I fell for you a long time ago.

More from my roleswap au, You Know My Name (tag: ineffable reptiles) - because everyone needs a little more slowburn/mutual pining in their lives.

Transcription: Crowley: You could tempt me, if you wanted to. Azira: You’d say yes? Crowley: You know I would. Azira: Then no, I can’t.

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*insert sappy/fluffy/angsty/ineffable dialogue here*

listen, sometimes you just gotta hold your angel, it happens

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Yeah it’s gone. I’m not waiting. Maybe I’ll get the motivation back for it but probably not. I know I’m not owed anyone’s attention - believe me I know - but for my own mental health I can’t wait in hopes for people to read this when it’s done.

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Good Omens (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Original Child Character(s) Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Kid Fic, Mutual Pining, POV Aziraphale (Good Omens), Accidental Baby Acquisition, Reluctant parents, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Rating May Change Summary:

After they stop The Second Coming by running off with the ‘savior to be’ Aziraphale and Crowley are reluctant parents hiding away from the world in a cottage in South Downs.

But they’re still not talking, and Aziraphale isn’t sure things will ever be the same again.

Thankfully they have ‘Hope’ to keep them going.

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and they say wine is romantic

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i forgive you.

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still not over how the season ended 👍

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Ineffable Husbands really is that ship that has it all. They’re married. They’re divorced. They’ve never been together at all. They’ve been pining for 6000 years. They’re gay except they’re also not at all. They’re technically enemies to lovers but they’ve never been enemies nor lovers. Name any fanfic trope, they’ve probably been there, done that and they were entirely oblivious about it. Incredible ship.

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