Hi I’m Sami! I’m 23, lesbian and my pronouns are she/her. I draw my pretty monster girl ocs and do fanart! I’m also a fat positive artist :) https://linktr.ee/tomatosaucekin
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Harry Truman: Gee, I sure hope we can find out who killed Laura Palmer through good old fashioned police work!
Meanwhile, Dale Cooper:
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hey i noticed you from across the bar and i need to let you know i am enamored with the way you have autistically sorted these peanuts into a morse code-like arrangement

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my girlfriend and my coworker are both slick and sleek and full of secrets
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harry truman and the procrastinated sexuality crisis
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Online store is open~! 🌱https://www.koyamori.ca/🌱
*New acrylic stands *New notebooks *New stickers and washi *Restocks
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i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn
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tom walker ran a challenge for people to post vids of themselves watching his stream in the weirdest ways possible, and after all the 'turning the stream into ascii frame by frame and printing it out' and 'radioing it to a 1980s walkman' entries, this one took me out at the fucking knees
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Top ten vanity plates ever spotted….no question
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i'm losing my mind I cannot witness this alone. LOOK at dr phil's monstrosity of a mansion









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Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”
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We all have to suffer bc this guy drops his phone into buckets of water for fun
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broadway antique market
i bought this telegram, because it’s probably the best thing i’ve ever seen. i’m framing it. it cost $1.
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