girls love me because i'm weaker than them and i moan when i get pushed down
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people really want to undykify the bechdel test
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Artist Alessandro Nesci, 2014
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God didn't give me a dick cause he knew I'd be abusing that thang. Call me mourning wood the way I'd be fucking trees
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i heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's kill him
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in tears over this
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A necessary reminder!!
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“I’m becoming who I am and it’s the scariest thing I’ve ever done.”
Posted from the PostSecret website.
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Is there anything wrong with not showering for sex like clean up down there but besides that what’s so bad about odor can b sexy
ladies n gentlemen give it up for my first ask
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this label might be too restrictive to you, but for me? this little label box is my home, I'm putting up decorations, I'm cosy as hell, I'm taking the silliest little nap in my cosy label box, I love it here
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I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military.
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GO GO GADGET SUCK HIM SLOPPY STYLE !!!!!!!!!!!!! [WILHELM SCREAM] [CAR CRASH SFX] [EXPLOSION] [EXPLOSION] [EXP
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