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loving-delusions · 2 hours
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Humans have finally managed to land on Mars, only to find a locked safe buried in the Martian soil. The key is apparently on Earth, but no one knows where.
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things i’ll not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things i’ll call you a whore for:
stealing my food 
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
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loving-delusions · 7 hours
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Please reblog this, it can help save people from self harming
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loving-delusions · 7 hours
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Sending my unconditional love to addicts and people with horrible compulsions and people who are suicidal and everyone who feels utterly alone and all the psychotic people who society disdains and the homeless and people who feel lost and everyone who doesn't want to get better and people seeking vindication and people who can't let go and people who are undesired. I love you all so much.
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loving-delusions · 9 hours
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"oh, you act so romantic with your friends-" SHUT UP! I CAN ACT ALL MUSHY AND SWEET WITH MY FRIENDS, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT!? COWARD! YOU DON'T SHOWER YOUR FRIENDS IN AFFECTION AND LOVE!? YOU'RE WEAK! WEAK AND PATHETIC!
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loving-delusions · 9 hours
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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn
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loving-delusions · 12 hours
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mmmh... the imagery of a rosary held in both hands.. but it wraps all around the person's wrists and hands like restraint rather than something to see comfort from.........
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loving-delusions · 12 hours
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i love my job (not actually)
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loving-delusions · 15 hours
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being obsessed w a piece of media is so scary. what if my mutuals see how insane i go about it and think oh i gotta check out what this is about and then think it sucks and kill me with rocks. what if they hate my favorite characters
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loving-delusions · 15 hours
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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think
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loving-delusions · 15 hours
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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loving-delusions · 15 hours
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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent
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loving-delusions · 16 hours
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You guys really liked my last poll so
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loving-delusions · 16 hours
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the hadron collider is like an angel to me
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loving-delusions · 1 day
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the blood moon has struck once more
and i crave... garlic bread.... lemonade....... fruit shake.............
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loving-delusions · 1 day
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Wings anyone?
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