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you're beautiful. Dont give up.

Thanks anon. I wasn't planning on it.

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Ed Sheeran at 17: Dropped out of school and left home to pursue his dream, put himself in uncomfortable situations to get his music heard, was rejected by many labels, already had many songs written, collaborated with many different hip hop artists

Me at 17: Alt + Reblog

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if i ever had a daughter

me: what are you doing there on your computer?

daughter: um, nothing.

me: is that a Tumblr blog?

daughter: yeah

me: OH MY GOD CAN I SEE IT?

daughter: what? NOOOOOO, no no nonono. it's nothing interesting, just stuff about that show i like.

me: WHO ARE YOUR OTPS?

daughter: wait, how do you know abou-

me: DO YOU WRITE FANFICTION?

daughter:

me: DO YOU DRAW FANART?

daughter:

me: ARE YOU INTERNET FAMOUS?

daughter:

me:

daughter: well, i only have a few thousand followe-

me: OH MY GOD I AM SO PROUD OF YOU

daughter:

me:

daughter:

me:

daughter:

me:

daughter:

me: promo 4 promo?

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me: internet frien-

parents: PEDOPHILES

friends: PEDOPHILES

people at school: PEDOPHILES

me: but we like the same bands so it's o.k.

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i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job 

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GUYS OMG I FIGURED OUT HOW TO SCREENSHOT AND CHANGE MY BACKGROUND.

I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS PRODUCTIVE

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im just waitin for you to reply

I have a feeling nobody wants to Roleplay with me ://

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100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

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i still have you on my blog, even though we stopped talking a while ago e.e

Congrats. not many people talk to me tho

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are you a magician because abracadayum

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just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job

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me: *writes background of story*

me: *does character development sheets*

me: *makes characters on various online dressup games*

me: *never actually writes*

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My number one way to get girls is simply tripping in front of them, getting up, dusting myself off and saying “ugh I’m so tired of tripping on all of this swag” and then I collect all of the moist panties. This has a 100% success rate so be warned.

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if this is true…i’m running away to neverland