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Me: Make my sadness disappear

Stripper magician: I can only take away your virginity

Me: that’ll work

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The voices in my head grow louder with every second that I watch this telling me how life used to be good but will never get any better.

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Big tiddie anime girls personalities.

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WTF

I leave for like a year and they fucking get rid of all the nsfw shit. I guess this is some sort of karma for one of the many sins I have committed over the span of my entire fucking life. At least I have twitter to fall back on

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So your the one how left the ice cube on the ground that got his sock wet

Never Know What You’re Gonna Get ❄️

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Are we all just gonna ignore wtf is happening in the parking lot

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I’m really fina shit myself right now

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No Homo though.

wtf is this

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Oh god, here come the emotions.

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How to get re-blogs

Step 1: Make better content 

Set 2: don't ask for re-blogs

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trina figure out how to watch your favorite show when you have to leave in a minute 

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lol

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yes

High school relationships be like…

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talking to yourself 

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MOM: The dolphin has more manners than you

Me: well the dolphin wasn't raised by you.

The dolphin brought her phone back

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Why do women cry when they are angry?

Because they realize it’s illegal to murder you…and that shit is frustrating

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Does anyone else just get bored and draw on there hands in class then when your done, realize that what you was really edgy and then you look like your crazy.