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NewBirth - The Story of Satiea

The year is 2069, the location is Satiea (previously Singapore).

With the Chinese economy having collapsed the City State has fallen to rule by the formidable Anglo-Russian Alliance (ARA) which maintains control of most financial centres located East of the United American Colonies (UAC), a rival force in politics, warfare and cultural aspirations.

Ribena Bay Sands During the late 2020s, the remaining population of Planet Earth discovered a revelation that explains how it's nature is derived from the Complex Computer System (CCS), an elaborate simulation that determines our very existence and everything that happens within it.

The CCS has not only written the history of our planet but that of every living thing within it.

Over the ages, the Complex Computer System has been delivered through "re-layering" the human experience. It is thought that throughout the ages the CCS has undergone Five Major Upgrades (MUs). v1. Genesis v2. Early Age v3. Industrial Revolution v4. Internet Age v5. Interplanetary Relations

It is now widely believed that the MUs are delivered through Viral and Antiviral methods into the human form.

It's also understood that consequences such as War, Famine, Drought and Natural Disasters are necessary consequences of such occurrences as defined by God.

United Overseas Wankers The Mainstream Banking system has been taken over by a band of Interplanetary Hackers named "XYLOPUMP" who aim to redistribute wealth more evenly amongst the remaining population of Planet Earth which is comprised of three major species - Humans, Aliens and Bots.

Each species may look the same (at least today) but they carry different personality different characteristics. The ratios of such populations differ starkly across nations.

Satiea is one of the few locations on Planet Earth where Interplanetary Harmony (IH) is maintained at a relatively stable level; but when hostilities do break out they are fierce.

IH levels are reported on a daily basis and act as a barometer of the current state of civil and cultural affairs in society.

Blockchain technology has been key to rebuilding the financial system with the old 'Banking System' having completely collapsed due to technical debt, overregulation and inherent greed.

Rexulti for Two Throughout the transition to the New World (Planet Earth v5), the Human Race suffered considerable damage to their Mental Health due to the societal changes caused by the programming associated with the v5 upgrades.

The population was reliant on 'Big Pharma' remedies but these became expensive and carried unusual side effects such as mysterious gambling addictions, amnesia and high rates of suicide.

This was until more Advanced forms of pharmaceutical solutions emerged from the fields and factories of The Golden Triangle, India and Thailand.

Two such remedies that emerged from The Underworld were ISO-Ketamine and Penis Envy mushrooms which act as a portal between interplanetary dimensions.

With the nation of Satiea historically operating a strict 'Anti Narcotics' policy, the Prime Minister - Kevin Kwang Yousef (KKY) - enacted a historical policy change.

The PM decreed that on designated Public Holidays (4 times per year), these experimental substances would be made available to general public for personal consumption, with distribution taking place under strict guidelines.

Maid's Day Off With the population of Planet Earth in freefall due to the Cost of Living Crisis. Planet Earth's two ruling factions, the Anglo Russian Alliance (ARA) and the United American Colonies (UAC) agree to an Breeding Policy which aims to harness the characteristics of The World's 25 Most Beautiful Countries as defined by various Online Blogs and Articles.

Supported by a Population Injection from Aliens and Bots, the policy was able to help successful maintain and grow the population of Planet Earth despite the diminished breeding levels from the Human Race.

The Blessed Maria The City State of Satiea not only led a financial revolution but also a Cultural one. It was a form of New Renaissance where the bulk of society moved from task-based and managerial-based roles into art-based activities for their primary source of income.

New art forms were discovered including a new music genre called 'KatongStep', a form of electronic music which has it's beat, rhythm and melodies intrinsically linked to the universe's astrological cycle.

When one dances the KatongStep, it's said that they are digitally cleansing their soul.

NewBirth was born on 12th January 2025. His preferred genre is Drum and Bass.

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