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surprisingly little correlation between Roko's modern life and his basilisk.
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You've heard of Puppet Master. Now get ready for: Muppet Pastor.
I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest
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anyone else really into smart-sexy-middle-aged-man-named-Gregory-core
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If trees were sentient they would probably engage in treeligious wars.
After all, sakura are Shintoist, contrary to poplar beliefs.
#they get into disatreements#the cedars have been known to engage in treehad#and yet others are clorophyllantropists#puns#bad puns#terrible puns#trees
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gotta be one of my favourite evolution chains
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every YuGiOh deck be like "Super Max Elite Soldier of the Outer Darkness World (released 2046) allows me to search my deck for 2 Supreme Ultimate Chaos Dragon Aura Terror Beast monsters when I put a card on the bottom of my deck which would be inconsistent but Timtom Billyjohn (released 2001) allows me to banish two monsters from my GY to put a monster from my GY onto the bottom of my deck" and then they ban Timtom Billyjohn
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why they got the same drip?
#Another Code#another code recollection#dave strider#ashley mizuki robbins#homestuck#Ngl I kinda ship it
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whats up with "the short end of the stick"? bro it's a stick. it's the same length no matter which side you grab. what sort of Non-Euclidian trees are you growing.
#idioms#english#phrases#im an idiomt#i know i could just google this but id rather live in ignorance#or worse believe whatever tumblr tells me
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did you hear about the collaboration between Bon Jovi and Laura Ingalls Wilder? it's called Livin' on a Prairie
#bon jovi#laura ingalls wilder#little house on the prairie#living on a prayer#puns#bad puns#terrible puns
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typographically, youtubers and vtubers were the same until the mid 17th century, only differentiated by their position in a word
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people with synthesia be like "seventeen is my favourite colour of the alphabet"
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ASMR is so weird. you'd think more noise would make anxiety worse but no sicence found a way to pump good vibes directly into your brain.
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why don't communists call themselves exorcists. sounds way cooler and still gets the point across that they don't want any possessions.
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i want a production of Macbeth where it proceeds as normal until the scene with Lady Macbeth having her hallucinations and then the CEO of a dish soap company comes out and hands her a bottle of dish soap and says "Try Mr. Sparkles!" and suddenly she is able to wash herself clean and it was all a massive dish soap ad
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octopus just means eight-footed. spiders are octopodes. scorpions are octopodes. quadruplets are octopodes.
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