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This thread omg

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Kids say the darndest things

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Commenting on a fantastic fanfic but being so overwhelmed by its beauty that all you can say is

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I am in love with Clara 😭

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does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.

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I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

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Source

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being on tumblr is like being in a car in a parking lot

like it's technically public, but you're also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they're even aware that you're speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you're a virgin

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No i havent outgrown it because i had great taste at 7 years old

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I still can’t get over what brits call musical notes like bro please I’m trying so hard to take this country seriously

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Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

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Which is Your Black Cat?