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No measure of time with you will be long enough. But let's start with forever.

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN - PART 1 (2011) dir. Bill Condon

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evan “buck” buckley in every episode of 9-1-1

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if she had a coin for every time she lost a father figure she'd have like 4 coins

ARCANE 2.02 || 2.09

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how you likin' the rain, girl? | twilight

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Tippy tap

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And a quarter Rigatoni

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I've been useless all day after this news how am I supposed to continue my life without an ounce of information besides "apparently maybe this will be a thing"

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Putting books on hold at the library has the same thrill of ordering books online, but with the added benefit of not losing any money over titles I might not enjoy.

10/10 would recommend.

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it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

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my favorite scene in all of literature is when Neil Josten wakes up in Columbia after being drugged, hurls an alarm clock at Aaron, dumps his water on the floor and throws the cup at Aaron, stuff his clothes down the toilet and squeezes out through the window, has the foresight to call Matt from a pay phone to protect his shit, hitch hikes back to campus, eyes back to brown?? shows up on Wymack’s door like 😜 and reveals he could speak German the whole time?? CHARACTER OF ALL TIME, that is a protagonist who knows how MOVE THE MFING PLOT ALONG

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Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

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really love that nora does basically no promotion. either you heard about tgr being out because gay people were screaming in your phone, or you didn’t

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The effect Neil has on people should be studied by scientists

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the scene where andrew picks neil up from the airport pretending to be aaron is so goddamn funny, firstly because he's not even trying and his behavior is so quintessentially andrew that he only gets away with it because of how early in the book this scene is, and secondly because of the sheer comedy gold of neil's narration saying "this is aaron, he is the normal one" followed almost immediately by "aaron" walking out into traffic without looking and nearly getting hit by a car.