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1962 margarine coupon I found between the pages of an old book.

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this is the funniest joke a man has ever made about lesbians …

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i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

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headcanon that every time Niko sees something on social media about something that would send a Victorian child into a coma, she immediately tries it on Edwin.

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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

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getting really tired of people constantly insinuating we're all doomed and everything we love is doomed. I'm trying to work on my rare shrimp rescue plan

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being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years

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Simple and Clean is iconic of course but I must insist nothing is as capable of irreparably rearranging your brain like seeing the Kingdom Hearts 2 opening movie + Sanctuary in your formative years you will actually never be the same

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*in the 2020s* he would do numbers on twitter *in the 2010s* he would get shares on his blog *in the 1990s* he would be a wiz on the multi-user dungeon *in the 1950s* he would get ratings on the television *in the 1930s* he would command the masses on the radio *in the 1880s* he would do dots and dashes on the telegram *in the 1790s* he would do arm signals on the semaphore *in the 1600s* his prints would be distributed widely *in the 1400s* he would sound the trumpet in battle *in the 700s* his words would be passed down by oral tradition *in the 300s* he would do smoke signals in the sky *in the neolithic* his artifacts would enter the archeological record *in the pliocene* his bones would be preserved in the sediment *in the mezozoic* he would do permineralization in mineral rich groundwater *in the paleoarchean* he would facilitate recombination of his genome *in the hadean* his molecules would self replicate in the early ocean *in the matter dominated era* his stellar nursery would collapse into a star and an orbiting cloud of dust *in the cosmological dark ages* quantum fluctuations in his density would form the first cosmological structures *10^-32 seconds after the big bang* his elementary particles would dominate in baryogenesis *in the plank epoch* he would do cosmic inflation in the energy dense early universe *10^-43 seconds after the big bang* he would be

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1970s wallpaper

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Goddd thinking about the time loop-y elements of Hadestown really makes the line “I knew you before we met, and I don’t even know you yet” hit different