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My sister sent me this photo today with zero context and I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe
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no offense but if your friend is trying out a new hobby be fucking nice to them
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“i-is this wuh luh wuh 🥺🥺” no bitch this is DYKE posting. this is a L-L-L-LESBIAN POST *air horn noises*
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I consider myself a microinfluencer in the way I can get ten to fifteen people to consume a piece of media if I’m annoying enough about it
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Yeah, Taco Bell ground beef is made of customers who overdosed on weed in the drive through, but I still eat it.
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Went to make another post about getting high and jacking off weird but suddenly i got self conscious. Well what if i’m shy
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What if you poked me in the chest and your finger broke through like you were cracking into a rotted plank of wood and dust came out and I just crumpled into nothing and my spores got into your nose
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the world gets a lot easier when you learn to be wrong without getting pissed or doubling down. saying, ‘you’re right, that makes sense, I was misinformed, thanks for telling me’ instead of going to war over something your ego’s latched onto will save you time, energy, and the embarrassment of sounding like a whiny little bitch
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IM STARTING TO FEEL NORMAL AGAIN
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I find it hard to participate in any discourse around JoJo Siwa because I just think her childhood should have been illegal.
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