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my fav thing about relapse is how all the little evil devil voices in ur head turn into goblin voices and theyr so little and gobliny
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the hoes left to me to my own devices
naturally, i ate 17bags of paint chips from 1945 extra asbestos
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dave:alright boys we need to dress great for tonight’s performance
alvin and the others for no fucking reason :
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the lion does not concern himself w-*ssssiszlls sssssss sssisisiszzss* oh hold on guys…… my fajitas arehere
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me when i smoke the forggarette instead of the cigaretteand now i forget the rest of this tweet sorry guys what was i doing?
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post doin number in the r/moutiandew subreddit btw
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if you don’t agree? get. off. my. PAGE!!!!!!!!!!! *snarls teeth*
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i’m just going to start blowing people i don’t like up with my mind
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who the hell uses tumb- *tumbles down the really long stair case * AUSGH OOF OW OWEIE ASUGH OUUT OUCH OW-(and on and on and on)
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god damn those hard drugs really do work (i say as i see Michelle Obama into the metaphysical plane I’m currently on)
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pov i see the ☎️🕹️emojis in 2025 and do a fucking backflip (covid weighed on my brain)
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i can finally get back to doing over 6 grams of magic mushrooms on an empty tummy every night (i cant smoke until my probation up :( but it’s okay i’ll live
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