lucentgallivanter

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Fuck me! i made an appointment with a specialist about getting a mole removed but i misread the sign out front and must have gone to the wrong doctor because now all my skin is made of felt. You continue reading only to discover that the punchline of my joke is the word “kermitologist”, but strangely the post continues after the playful portmantauex for another several needlessly wordy lines, which somewhat lessens the impact of the irreverent wordplay, and further distracts from the humorous muppet-surgery joke with an erroneous spelling of the word portmanteau and an incorrect usage of the word irreverent. Fuck me!

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the ones who walk away from wigan

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if i was a dynast i would not respect house v'neef at all. ur coming to the function trying to act like u own the shipping routes and ur grandma's name sounds like a mouses sneeze...ok

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in a way it's comforting to know that any time someone describes a hypothetical piece of fiction and another person replies "this is just X," they will never, ever, ever be correct

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he looks like if you turned the word sausage roll into a dog

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the oracle of delphi exclaiming "lesbian don knotts" with sudden clarity, to general confusion

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[1] 'thing that is not understood.' The destruction of the monolith happens with no preamble; the poet's first line, pleading for clarity, would have established him as audience surrogate.

[3] 'fall' or 'drop;' coupled with the punctuation repeated from [2] to form a sort of ad-hoc stage direction - the actor would fling himself upon the ground, or drop to strike it in fury.

[4] i.e., slightly more than a fortnight after the winter solstice (January 7th by the Gregorian calendar). J-- E--- may have chosen this date in recognition of the lengthening of the days, which would have been noticeable by such time. It may thus be seen as a call to endure through winter to hear the full verse.

[5] lit. 'knowledge of ink' and 'knowledge of gold.'

[6] In conjunction with [5], often interpreted as pushback against Gardner's theory of multiple intelligences, both in nominating a ninth category ('money smart') and in establishing a hierarchical structure.

[7] Much literature has been written about this couplet. This translation follows after Tremaine (2209), which reads this as a sort of auto-paean; he is as unshakeable as rock, despite the '[hellish] bands' that plague him.*

*Brei (2254), in an essay that still enjoys some notoriety, argues that this should be read as 'plentiful,' but this is unlikely to be true. J-- E---'s arm cannon is thought to have been purely ceremonial; there is no evidence that he had the allegiance of any troops, let alone numerous war-bands.

[11] lit. '[the] superlative man.' Popular scholarly consensus is that he lays claim to this rank and mentions his accompanying hound in the same breath as a sort of augury. Audiences of the time period would have been familiar with the story of Gilgamesh (one of the oldest 'mega [men]') and Enkidu; a shadow is therefore cast over the journey upon which his lover sends him.

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Pipes.

Swell, Tell Us All Basile Pesso-our BCN © a few months ago I guess, like end 2 015 My Blip / My web magazine : Yes We Are (links) …and thanks a lot to JlWerpin and Asteroid Well for the reblog of Library (link) !

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I haven’t seen this linked on here so: this is an awesome resource for how you can help the people in Palestine. It has donation links, helps you figure out how to contact your representatives, and a regularly updated list of planned protests. It is USAmerican centric but the list of protests is international.

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Ten Thousand Days for the Sword: A Wuxia Wildfire

My latest review is of @xxxdragonfucker69xxx 's preview for "10k Days for the Sword!" Zhu is my favorite designer, and this cyberpunk wuxia game's brilliant prose and crunchy combat system solidify my belief that no one else is doing it like them. You want factional drama? You want forbidden martial arts techniques? You want quick, tense combat exchanges? Sword's got it.

Transcript here.

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[1] 'thing that is not understood.' The destruction of the monolith happens with no preamble; the poet's first line, pleading for clarity, would have established him as audience surrogate.

[3] 'fall' or 'drop;' coupled with the punctuation repeated from [2] to form a sort of ad-hoc stage direction - the actor would fling himself upon the ground, or drop to strike it in fury.

[4] i.e., slightly more than a fortnight after the winter solstice (January 7th by the Gregorian calendar). J-- E--- may have chosen this date in recognition of the lengthening of the days, which would have been noticeable by such time. It may thus be seen as a call to endure through winter to hear the full verse.

[5] lit. 'knowledge of ink' and 'knowledge of gold.'

[6] In conjunction with [5], often interpreted as pushback against Gardner's theory of multiple intelligences, both in nominating a ninth category ('money smart') and in establishing a hierarchical structure.

[7] Much literature has been written about this couplet. This translation follows after Tremaine (2209), which reads this as a sort of auto-paean; he is as unshakeable as rock, despite the '[hellish] bands' that plague him.*

*Brei (2254), in an essay that still enjoys some notoriety, argues that this should be read as 'plentiful,' but this is unlikely to be true. J-- E---'s arm cannon is thought to have been purely ceremonial; there is no evidence that he had the allegiance of any troops, let alone numerous war-bands.

[11] lit. '[the] superlative man.' Popular scholarly consensus is that he lays claim to this rank and mentions his accompanying hound in the same breath as a sort of augury. Audiences of the time period would have been familiar with the story of Gilgamesh (one of the oldest 'mega [men]') and Enkidu; a shadow is therefore cast over the journey upon which his lover sends him.

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The gas statioj has a drinks store because it helps the car/owner bond if you eat fluids together

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the anguished video game nerd

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Some months ago, I signed a dark pact.

Ten Thousand Days For the Sword is not yet fully ready for release. But this preview of 10kDays is playable, contains outlines of anything that isn't there yet, and causes me to not suffer a terrible fate.

Password is sword. Good luck.

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dealer's choice with 👕

Fun fact, i already had this one on lock i just never posted it

i keep a folder on my desktop of awful spencers-esque t shirts i think she would own. this one is among the favorites

(from this draw prompts list x)

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chejop kejak big naturals