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It true.

I honestly don’t know how I do this.

This guy... XD

So, my friend Kai is cursed with unnaturally good luck in any game he plays. As is evidenced below. Cut because spoilers. XD

Lucien — Today at 6:44 PM ...okay. Wow. I did not expect what just happened in BG3. XDS [6:44 PM] *XD Ratha — Today at 6:44 PM uh oh XD Lucien — Today at 6:45 PM I'm hunting down what's basically a cult, right now [6:45 PM] they're followers of Shar, but to a very extreme extent [6:45 PM] and I just convinced the guy we were up against to let his disciples kill him Ratha — Today at 6:45 PM What're they called? Lucien — Today at 6:45 PM I'm not sure they're differentiated from the normal Dark Justiciars Ratha — Today at 6:46 PM Ah. Lucien — Today at 6:46 PM but they're definitely not the normal lot [6:46 PM] they're all in on "pain is solace" and literally torture people to death to "save" them Ratha — Today at 6:46 PM ...I think I've read about them fairly recently. XD Lucien — Today at 6:47 PM and he was about to sic his little disciples on the party, so I first convinced him they aren't ready for such an honour, they're still too untrained [6:47 PM] then I told him he should let them practice on him, since he's a master of the art [6:47 PM] ... well, it worked [6:47 PM] XD Ratha — Today at 6:47 PM did you get a nat 20 again Lucien — Today at 6:48 PM well yes, but [6:48 PM] he was like "you're right, I am the best choice" and knocked the guy he was torturing off the table to lay down there instead and get stabbed to death Ratha — Today at 6:48 PM WHAT ARE YOU Lucien — Today at 6:48 PM Hell if I know at this point. XD Ratha — Today at 6:48 PM XD Lucien — Today at 6:48 PM it neatly prevented a really bad fight, so I'm not complaining! Ratha — Today at 6:48 PM pfft

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Cow. I'm bloody Cow.

I'm also laughing.

mine will be “h”

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How wikipedia browsing actually works

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(Please god I had to block like 15 of them today)

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A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

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please observe my friend's gorgeous daughter

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I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.

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Unmute !

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I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THIS WOULD BE SO I CLICKED PLAY AND MY MOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND MY COMPUTER IS ON FULL VOLUME I HATE EVERYONE

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This is Fantasian in a nutshell, y’all.

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this game

is eating

my SOUL

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I am actually alive, swear to god. Just been having my soul devoured by this lately.

If you have access to Apple Arcade, I highly recommend you pick up Fantasian, it’s honestly the best RPG I have played in literal decades. And this is a mobile RPG, easily outclassing proper console games. Who’dathunkit?

(It’s made by Sakaguchi Hironobu - yes, as in the guy who made the original Final Fantasy - and scored by Uematsu Nobuo. Of course it’d be good, but I didn’t realise how good till I picked it up. Very worth.)

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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJWyq5E3/

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I’m alive, I swear.

Have screenshots.