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lucienmikaelson · 7 days
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There’s a lot going on in that little critter’s head right now.
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lucienmikaelson · 12 days
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Was it just me or were these lines cut from the current production? Someone with a better memory please reassure/confirm. Either way I felt like drawing it.
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lucienmikaelson · 2 months
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this might be a controversial take but i believe lucien castle is the embodiment of the bisexual dilemmas “do i want to BE him or be WITH him” and that moment when your male and female crush start dating each other
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lucienmikaelson · 4 months
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lucienmikaelson · 4 months
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lucienmikaelson · 4 months
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Here's the thing about Jareth from Labyrinth right?
He's made up.
That's not necessarily the same thing as not REAL. But he, just like all her friends who show up in her room before her adventure as toys and figurines, exist in relation to her, in response to what she wanted and needed. She told the story and there he was, there he always had been. But she's a teenage girl who doesn't know what she wants yet, and Jareth kind of pays the price.
"but the king of the goblins had fallen in love with the girl, and had given her certain powers." He's an archetypal oxymoron. He's both the dastardly baby stealing villain and the royal love interest trying to relieve the heroine's suffering, Cinderella style. He's fucked either way by being both. She doesn't know if SHE wants to be the villain or the heroine until he shows up and then she decides on the heroine, so he has to sneer and menace and challenge but it's too late for him!! it's too late, The King Of The Goblins Had Fallen In Love With the Girl, he's Cinderella's prince too and he has to try, he gives her a poofy dress and takes her to fucking goblin prom, sweeps her around the room like a music box with perfect posture and room for Jesus.
But it doesn't work buddy, it can't work. You're just a story for a teen girl to grow up in, and as the villain you have to be defeated. He's so complex because his tropes contradict themselves, and he doesn't understand why he has to lose when he was only doing the job he was given. In his last scene he is pale as death with shadows under his eyes, backing away and begging for his happy ending with nonsense mishmash promises that belong to both halves of him.
"I am exhausted from living up to your expectations of me." I'm sure you are, Jareth. No wonder.
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lucienmikaelson · 4 months
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“Medusa lost her beauty—or rather, it was taken from her. Beauty is always something you can lose. Women’s beauty is seen as something separate from us, something we owe but never own: We are its stewards, not its beneficiaries. We tend it like a garden where we do not live. Oh, but ugliness—ugliness is always yours. Almost everyone has some innate kernel of grotesquerie; even fashion models (I’ve heard) tend to look a bit strange and froggish in person, having been gifted with naturally level faces that pool light luminously instead of breaking it into shards. And everyone has the ability to mine their ugliness, to emphasize and magnify it, to distort even those parts of themselves that fall within acceptable bounds. Where beauty is narrow and constrained, ugliness is an entire galaxy, a myriad of sparkling paths that lurch crazily away from the ideal. There are so few ways to look perfect, but there are thousands of ways to look monstrous, surprising, upsetting, outlandish, or odd. Thousands of stories to tell in dozens of languages: the languages of strong features or weak chins, the languages of garish makeup and weird haircuts and startling clothes, fat and bony and hairy languages, the languages of any kind of beauty that’s not white. Nose languages, eyebrow languages, piercing and tattoo languages, languages of blemish and birthmark and scar. When you give up trying to declare yourself acceptable, there are so many new things to say.”
— What If We Cultivated Our Ugliness? Jess Zimmerman. (via kuanios)
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lucienmikaelson · 4 months
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Hi, does anyone else think about Dream of the goddamn Endless kneeling to come closer to his new raven? The one he had just told he doesn't have a need for?
Nobody else? Just me?
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lucienmikaelson · 4 months
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lucienmikaelson · 4 months
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i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger
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lucienmikaelson · 4 months
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????? march ?????? again ??????
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lucienmikaelson · 4 months
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I had to find this post. I read this in 2017 and it had a profound effect on me. I couldn’t stop saying it. It was echolalia. And now to this day, for seven years, I can still quote it perfectly Word for Word and often do when I do something stupid. This is the perfect post in my opinion 
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lucienmikaelson · 4 months
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I'm so emotional about Alastor and Rosie's friendship. The way they look at each other so genuinely. The way Al seems comfortable and relaxed around her. The way Rosie teases him as friends do and he takes it with a smile. I care about them so much you guys.
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lucienmikaelson · 4 months
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They so besties.
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Also Alastor being reffered to as asexual verbally in the show was nice to hear for the aroace me.
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lucienmikaelson · 4 months
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Fat nuggets’ thread 🩷🖤
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lucienmikaelson · 4 months
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Alastor panicked and incredulous at him almost dying trying to protect and help people of all things is glorious, my poor baby.
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lucienmikaelson · 4 months
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I love that Rosie knows LGBT+ sexualities, but Alastor is too "old-skool" to probably care
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