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At one of my birthday parties we got talking about boob weight and ended up using our hands to compare boob weight (fully clothed it wasn't that kind of party) and we found that there were WILDLY different densities among us. The people with the largest (like G-H cup), boobs had both the heaviest and the lightest boobs compared with everyone else. So I wouldn't be shocked if yours were heavier compared to someone else's, even if they have more boob.

Yeah, density really does count for a lot.

But as I've just discovered on my mychart, the tech read the results wrong. My boobs are 1.7 KILOS each. Not 17 lbs 😂

I can only assume she was in a hurry and was like "yeah, her boobs seem pretty big on her frame, that seems right."

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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"I can fix him" "I can make him worse" OK well I can sit behind him and wrap my arms around his middle and comfortingly rock him side to side

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Doodles

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that's adorable omg

so imagine if Dan escaped and Danny had to fight him again, but this time the general population of Amity Park saw, and clockwork didn't rewind anything

and yeah this is absolutely nothing new to this phandom but CONSIDER

what would literally everyone, ghost and human, think about this ghost who has the same logo as Danny telling him he's gonna become just like him one day and has a whole bunch of the same powers and they kinda look alike?

I guaran-goddamn-tee it they wouldn't be thinking 'oh that's evil Phantom from the future'

they'd be thinking 'oh shit Phantom's dad is a real asshole'

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Finished!

Who will be next?

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Redraw

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Pose study based on The Flower Girl by Jules-Cyrille Cavé

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Girl in her delulu

SHOUTO BABY IM SO SORRY

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Had a sudden realization

They're both theater kids

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Based on "Death and the Maiden" (1900) by Henri Lévy

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The idea of ghost obsessions is so funny id be so pissed if I died and it just made me somehow more autistic

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Quinton reviews 7 hour nicktoons unite lore video

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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus

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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

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Ah yes. Me. My boyfriend. And his 4am zoomies.

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bro hawks is getting firedddd 😭