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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

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Critical part of pet ownership is figuring out what sort of hard petting they go buckwild for

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the thing about the slenderman musical is that there's less slenderman than you'd think but also more slenderman sex than you'd think

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people talk too much about "slender man" and not enough about "fat girl"

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the plot chickens (becomes scared of its own premise)

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love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

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Puts this old man in the back of my new phone/phone case. I think it counts as stolen valor because I'm not a magic player (⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)⁠♥

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I can't believe the two characters I like to play in deadlock are both vampires. Mina and Drifter are really fuckin fun

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i had to take a pause on reading bc i read two very long books and one like. medium one in very short succession but i WILL be getting back to the series i was on. asap

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Quick Kay an Feees portraits before bed bc i miss them

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the infuriating thing is that there is genuinely so much good queer literature out there, contemporary and not, but there is also a sizeable chunk of readers who think that a book only "counts" as good queer literature if it's a) unproblematic, b) contains romance as its central focus, and c) has the characters state their orientation and/or gender identity directly to the audience using socially acceptable 21st-century terms (as opposed to resorting to cowardly tactics such as Subtext and Themes)

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Baby boy has a vet appointment today

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i will not be getting it but ohhhh my god the tauron prime regalia.... it look sooooo good

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they can't port my old phone number to my new phone

shout out to this customer service agent who's being so very nice and asking me about my day while we're waiting for things to transfer/work

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shout out to this customer service agent who's being so very nice and asking me about my day while we're waiting for things to transfer/work

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your dashboard is supposed to be at LEAST halfway full of shit you have no context for and fandoms you're not involved in. it is the natural way of the universe

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nobody is faking POTS, fibromyalgia or ME/CFS for attention because nobody gives a fuck if you have POTS, fibromyalgia or ME/CFS. these are three conditions people are always accused of faking online (largely because they’re common chronic illnesses and young women are disproportionately effected by them 😃) and it’s like…..look around bitch. when was the last time you saw a fund for a cure CFS walkathon? you ever see a Google banner for fibromyalgia? these are illnesses that suck to have and that you are often treated like absolute dogshit by the medical community and pop culture at large if you do have them. you don’t get positive attention, or any attention at all, if you’re at home laying down 85% of your life.