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dude

i'm so excited i could strangle three people destroy eight marriages and eat the rosary off a priest's wrist

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I’m extremely new at DMing but something you should definitely keep in mind is that if you give your players rocks, they will eat them.

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tf2 coded

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unironically saying "good gravel" when i'm surprised curse my cartoon ass

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HEROFORRRGE

GRANT ME PEGASUS WINGS ON CENTAUR HORSE BODY AND MY LIFE IS YOURRRRRSS

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tryigng not to . look at my fucking notifications every 5 seconds (i have approximate ly 1 but i will feel cool and awesome if i just wait 10 hour and see 5 instead)

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"cease thine infernal faggotry"

i mean. yeah

always provide your medic an offering

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tf2 comics 6 the naked and the dead but those who got naked got dead and those who got dead got naked instead

seeing as sniper both got naked and dead he either does neither of those things or still does both of those things idk that's not my job to iron out

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like WDYM these are real places !!!! holy shit 1!!!

google maps is so cool bc i can drop the little guy (well not anywhere but tons of places) cuz i'm like "hm i wonder what goes on all the way over here"

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google maps is so cool bc i can drop the little guy (well not anywhere but tons of places) cuz i'm like "hm i wonder what goes on all the way over here"

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so like everyone else on the planet with internet connection i like to collect videos in my 'library of memexandria' folder and sometimes it's a real gamble what i find in there

ok i cant upload more than like 1 video but this has to be one of my favorites of all time ever

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the REAL reason why medic tf2 did NOT die in comic #6

the devil was a hallucination actually. from the lead poisoning

the bullets did NOT reach his vital organs because of how much of a twink he isn't

Further Evidence:

in this essay i will

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oh these are good. everybody should scroll through this at least for like 5 minutes

i cant do this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Deleted_articles_with_freaky_titles

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if i get executed by the state do u think they'd allow a special request for me to be executed by gunshot to the head instead of lethal injection cuz i have a needle phobia and id look kind of stupid on my death chair crying and wailing bc theyre gonna stick needles in my arms not cuz im gonna die yk like i feel like it would be more humane in a way

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in case you were wondering what happens when two burly beast medics meet on the same team

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tf2 tells me when it's the full moon

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i hate laundry wdym it resets and i have to do it again

one must imagine syphilis happy