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Reblog to kill it faster

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do you think if tfc heavy found out medic was making deals with the actual devil he would go coo coo nuts looney tunes character bananas

like he was already losing his mind with his team getting absolutely shit on by the industry idiots but imagine if he knew about the devil thing too i think he'd actually have a conniption and die by brain aneurism alone

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I bet giant isopods are sooo delicious broiled in butter the whole thing is like lobster meat

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The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.

Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?

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does anyone else have a google doc for fanfiction ideas

this is mine in a nutshell.

the two genders are deep character introspective with themes about war + technology, and... something that concerns me.

am i gonna write any of these like fully? no probably not

but they're sitting in my google drive. so. gaze upon the low quality excerpts of this wretched document.

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gandalf big naturals but insteasd of gandalf it is the medic tf2

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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

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Я обожнюю випадкові реґдоли в тф2

I love random ragdolls in tf2 so damn much

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badwater spawn room at 10 am in the morning on a saturday

burly beast medic pov

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now THIS. this is what classic literature looks like

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i got a silly curse for my silly pirate in sot

it took me 7 hours throughout 3 different play sessions but i did it within the same day [24-hour period]

worth

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one of my favorite tf2 social norms is when a player gets stuck on something and everyone gathers around just to laugh at them

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WHY DID THEY CHANGE THE YOUTUBE LAYOUT I HATE IT PUT IT BACK

PUTITBACKPUTITBACKPUTITBACKPUTITBACK

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do you ever do that thing where you like... decide to learn how to do something new

i am learning how to make games in. roblox.

im gonna do this for a few days and then completely forget about it for a few weeks and will have no idea how to do it anymore

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dude it's. it's all of the above.... at least a little bit...

below i will list songs i listen to that i think would fall into those categories. there is a break in order to consolidate the post.

Escape (The Piña Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes

These Boots are Made for Walkin' - Nancy Sinatra [i have no idea if this was in a shrek movie but you know what i think the energy is applicable.]

Confrontation - Anthony Warlow

SUTURE UP! - NEUPINK

Hurt - Johnny Cash

Smells Like Teen Spirit in Classical Latin - The_miracle_aligner

California Gurls - Katy Perry and Snoop Dogg

Bad Romance - Lady Gaga

GTA IV theme

Thermodynamic Lawyer Esq, G.F.D. - Will Wood and the Tapeworms

Symphony of Destruction - Megadeath

Do You Call My Name - Ra [i know next to nothing about dune idk] Bonus (miscellaneous songs i wanted to include for funsies):

Angst - Rammstein

Wormmaster - Duncan Trussell and Joe Wong

The Hearse Song - Rusty Cage

The Hearse Song - Harley Poe

The Hearse Song - Chris Ray Gun

Cowboy - Lindemann

Mad Professor - ICP

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I don’t care if you call it Saran Wrap, plastic wrap, clingfilm… whathaveyou…

That awful substance was devised and put on this earth by no one else but a trickster god and you cannot tell me otherwise.