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not only that but we're in a swag recession too

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No i didn't "forget to pack a toothbrush and a phone charger" its called on site procurement. Solid snake does it too

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tumblr is, if anything, the Appalachia of social media...easy to get lost, sparsely populated, out of the loop with fast-moving modern trends. Attached to tradition. Close-knit communities. Believe in "talk shit, get hit." Everyone is doing their own thing in their own obscure little holler. Prone to pulling the most inventive turns of phrase you've ever heard out of nowhere. Somebody's always starting a racket. We sometimes repel outsiders with much aggression. Lots of talk about hell and damnation to be found. Everybody tends to forget about us for some reason

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it used to be 2007 you know

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"Does the world expect us to be well-behaved victims we're getting killed? For us to be slaughtered without making noise? We've tried peaceful resistance.

We decided to defend our people with whatever weapons we have."

Glory to the resistance.

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The single greatest picture ever taken in my life. We threw Yu-gi-oh cards at the ceiling fan to watch them scatter, and just happened to take a picture right at this exact moment. To this day, this is the only time I’ve ever heard of anyone breaking a ceiling fan blade with cards.

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My dad and I are both “don’t hate anyone” kind of people but whereas I try to go through a whole mental process of processing what they did so I can let go of my feelings of animosity towards them my dad just kinda forgets what they did

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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pussy precarious

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it's actually UNREAL to me that they still wear those stupid fucking wigs in british courts ill forget about it and then remember all of a sudden and black out like howwwww can you still be doing that!

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counterpoint to that poll: what was your favorite assigned reading in high school??

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god, GOD Freddie Mercury was such a fucking badass

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does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago