Ni hao! Come in! There is good food and story to share! Oh, but make sure you don't bring bad luck into my home. There are already too many unlucky suckers to count! [ Dependent China RP blog for Legion of Hetalians closed ring ]
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ARU! [he goes down due to the blow, but just before he hits the ground, he sash changes into that of a monkey, quickly allowing him to transform into a snake and wind his way around Tino’s ankles]
Let’s end this
[he grabs Ber’s leg just in time, sending a jolt of electricity through it before winding up a punch and throwing it]
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Treesexual~!
A tree!!!
You were quick to answer. [two tags appears…one green…and one red] Yao will now accuse you of being a lover of trees.
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How kind!
[a voice from the sky!] I dedicate this to Master Yao.
In Spring I dress well and you welcome me. In Summer I spread my arms wide and you come to me. In Fall I shed my clothes and you sigh for me. In Winter quite naked I appear yet you stay quite far from me.
The prize this time is spectacular.
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Ha! You are mere mortal meat bag! What is a mortal to a god!?
[leaping back, his sash changes into a rabbit, allowing him to run around and rapidly punch Tino in the back of his head]
Let’s end this
… What sort of insult is that? [then, he unhooks one tag and tosses it up in the air] NOW!
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I JOIN THE FIGHT! [he flips in, grabbing the tag as his sash changes embroidery into that of a dragon] [quickly, he fires concussive blasts at the two, knocking them away]
Let’s end this
[he makes a swiping motion in midair, creating an electric arc that sends the darts to the side]
A valiant effort. But next time, don’t use mushroom toxin. [then, closing his eyes, he pushes his hands towards Tino and blasts several bolts of electricity at him]
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Ooh! What fun! I can do villain thing too!
[runs around the traffic TRANSFORMED INTO A FUCKIN’ DRAGON AND JUST FUCKIN’ EATING CARS]
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getinthegear:
[POLLS AT HIS PONYTAIL]
[WHACKS HIM WITH A LADLE]
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getinthegear:
[Instinctively puNCHES HIM IN THE FACE]
[WHACKS HIM WITH THE FUCKING WOK]
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getinthegear:
If you can catch me you SLOW OLD MAN
[his sash changes to a rabbit] [speeds up suddenly and TACKLES HIM THE FUCK DOWN]
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getinthegear:
OLD- AAAAHHHHHHHHH] [LOUD INCOHERENT SCREAMING] [Gotta go fast]
[chases after him, still blasting] I SHALL CONSUME YOUR SOUL!
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getinthegear:
YOU. ARE. OLD.
NOT. OLD. [his sash changes into a dragon as he starts blasting at Kevin]
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getinthegear:
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DIFFERENCE OLD MAN
ONE IS CANNOT DIE AND THE OTHER IS CANNOT AGE! I CANNOT AGE! AND I AM NOT OLD!
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getinthegear replied to your post “I AM NOT OLD! ”
YOURE IMMORTAL SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME DONT YOU FUCKIN FITE ME
I AM NOT IMMORTAL I AM AGELESS AND 4000 IS NOT OLD!
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Who want drive with me? I drive good! Only have 1498 tickets from last week!
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jupiter-of-russia:
I thought jelly was coloured…. like made of strawberries and stuff..
Maybe it is merely different type of jelly? Does jelly hurt in butthole?
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jupiter-of-russia:
That’s weird……
Won’t that hurt? Or is the thing they stick in small….
Most of time, they put in strange gel first. Clear, sometimes tastes funny. I think it is.... jelly.
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