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Ask for the Mun: Non-Despair AU or stuck in the killing game? (Or some other third option?)

[OOC: I probably should've established this before, but it's in the UTDP/DRS canon. Easiest one to work with for this kind of thing!]

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This was honestly fun until you used the Hagakure loves weed joke. It's kind of questionable as to why you're associating the one brown skinned guy with dreads who admitted to NOT using drugs in canon as a stoner here. Plus that joke is pretty stale and overused at this point.

[OOC: Okay so I woke up to a couple of asks like this and, I’m just gonna address this now. If some joke I made upsets you, sure, whatever. I get some people are uncomfy about certain things. I’m not trying to offend anyone with a dumbass little ask blog. Feel free to just leave this blog alone, block it, or what have you. But I’m not gonna change anything about my interpretation of the characters or delete any posts just because some people are offended��by them, because personally I don’t see the weed joke as an issue, otherwise I wouldn’t have used it in the first place. Thanks in advance <3]

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Has celeste ever introduced you to her chubby cat hiro?

"Ah, on the subject of pets..." Celeste's cat, right on cue, leaps onto Celeste's lap as she sits down, softly petting him as he meows contently. "Grand Bois Chéri Ludenberg is not chubby, mind you. He is just very comfortable. I expect you all to learn from his contentness." "You're doing that... thing again!" "Hm?" "You know. When you sit down with your little smug smile, cross your legs and pet your cat like you're some kinda genius supervillain! You do that like, every time you're waiting for someone to meet you. Hell, you did it to me when I walked in to record all this!" "And is there a problem with that? I think such a behaviour is befitting for someone as refined as myself." "Well, no, but like..." "Then I deem your statement a skill issue."

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Hey Hagakure, would consider getting any pets in the near future?

Yasuhiro puts a hand to his chin at the thought. "Well... I've always wanted a pet, really! But mom wouldn't let me have any in the house when I was a kid. If I'd go for anything, I want somethin' exotic! I'm kinda feelin' something like... a parrot!" "I pity any poor animal that comes under your care, Hagakure. What makes you think you can handle another life when you barely have a hold of your own?" "H-hey, I can take care of some wacky little bird! All I gotta do is feed it, right?" "For the sake of all of our collective sanities, try starting with a simple houseplant. Then, maybe, a goldfish would be feasible." Hiro's eyes light up with opportunity. "What about-" "No, you cannot grow marijuana within the school." "...You're such a letdown..."

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Which one of you hates Byakuya more?

"Byakuya? Whaddaya mean? He's one of the bros! I mean, he's super smart, a fellow man of business, and he's like, a living thesaurus! Never thought there were so many ways to say 'stupid,' heh!"

"Togami is quite the interesting fellow. I do have an appreciation for his shrewdness, but his arrogance and complete lack of respect often get on my nerves more than I would like."

"So you hate Togami more, question solved!"

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How was prom like for you two in middle school…? I’ve always wondered.

"Middle school prom, huh... well, I uh... I wanted to go, serious! But I couldn't find a date back then. So, I... I kindawentwithmymom."

Celeste covers her hand with her mouth in an attempt to stifle a laugh.

"I d-don't need that from you too, Mom always makes fun of me for it every time I talk to her anyways! I-I was a real dumb kid back then, alright!?"

"It is comforting to know nothing has changed, then." She was still trying to recover from the laugh she held in moments earlier.

Yasuhiro's face was red with a mix of embarrassment and anger. "Well how 'bout you then, huh!? How'd you screw up your prom night?"

"A bold assumption that I even attended such an event in the first place. No boorish middle schooler ever managed to reach higher than a D rank, therefore none were worthy of accompanying me."

". . ." Hiro leans in reallll close to the camera. "Psst, she's totally lying. She was, like, a completely different person in middle school. Went by a different name and everything."

"What do you think you're doing, Hagakure?"

"N-nothing...! Just... fixin' up the camera!"

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To both of you, trick or yeet?

"Trick, of course. Someone with a profession like my own should be accustomed to trickery, hmhm~" Seeing his moment to make history, Yasuhiro lunges towards Celeste, arms extended to grab her and throw her with reckless abandon. "YEE-" ...Before he can reach her, she turns her head and gives him a deathly crimson glare. Hiro freezes in place, terrified.

"Do. Not. Dare." "ᵒ⁻ᵒᵏᵃʸ"

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how many kilograms of pure pulled pork could yasuhiro eat before he gets a stomache

"I- excuse me? This is the question you commonfolk have been begging to ask us?" "...WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT." Yasuhiro dashes out into the halls of Hope's Peak, a determined grin on his face. "...Well then. I suppose we will have the answer rather soon. Provided that dolt can manage to actually make it back." An unspecified amount of time later... Yasuhiro stumbles back in, panting. He immediately trips over himself, landing face-first in front of Celeste. "That took far longer than it should have. Now, answer the question so we may move on." "..What question? Oh, you mean the ask! I, uh... didn't really read it. I just saw pulled pork and kinda used it as an excuse to go eat some." "You were supposed to measure how many kilograms you could eat, not appease your gluttony." "Uhh... one? Pretty sure a kilogram is like, a lot of meat." Sigh. "...Good enough, I suppose. I hope you are satisfied with your question. If you have the mental capability, please ask a question with value next time." "Actually, if you could keep sending in asks that tell me to go get food, that'd be great!!"

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"Hit me up with any question you've got on the brain!"

"I am sure you must be dying to know what the life of a Hope's Peak student must be like."

Penned by: @imsentret Inbox Status: Open! RP Status: Mutuals Only/Questionable PFP art by @ktoeki no nsfw asks please i'm a minor (slightly suggestive stuff is whatever just don't get into it)

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"H-Hey, I think I got it workin'!" The camera turns on, blurry at first... before it focuses in on Yasuhiro Hagakure's uncomfortably close face. "...You are blocking the camera, Hagakure. Move your idiotic grin." A pale, small hand shoves Hiro aside. The clairvoyant stumbles, and a thud could be heard. Moments later, Yasuhiro scuttles to a reasonable distance in front of the camera, rubbing his face in pain. Celestia Ludenberg places herself neatly in front of Hiro, taking the center of the shot. "Ow... you coulda maybe waited a sec before shoving me, y'know... jeez..." "Ahem. I am Celestia Ludenberg, the Ultimate Gambler of Hope's Peak Academy. And this is... yasuhirohagakuretheultimateclairvoyant." "I thought I was gonna introduce my-" "And it is with great excitement that I announce that I will be running an ask blog for the two of us!" "O-Oh, gotcha! Anyways, feel free to ask us whatever! S'long as it isn't... y'know, weird." "Of course, you may ask us about anything related to our time at Hope's Peak Academy, about us, or our classmates..." "You guys should totally ask about Makoto. He's like, my spirit brother, man!" "Whatever you desire. Completely seperate from whatever this imbecile happens to suggest. Regardless, I look forward to your questions, mhmhm..." "Uhh... yeah! We're open for questions starting... now!" [OOC: Asks will be open in just a sec!]