what is my life?? I play video games and watch movies. I'm a lonely potato....
Name: Erin,
B-Day: February 20th,
Horoscope: Pisces,
Sexuality: Bisexual,
Gender/pronouns: All pronouns,
Hobbies: Video games, music, bike riding etc.
I've always wanted these as a kid and now I think I'm going to live about my childhood dream
If I were rich hereās what Iād do with my free time okay
Mermaid pranks
Let me explain. So, Iād get one of those super fancy mermaid tails, like those sick as hell silicone ones that has the super long thick tail that uses like, toe pullies and stuff to make the fins move in cool and impossible ways. like this
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And I would go all fucking out on this fit okay. Weāre talking diving lessons until I can hold my breath for 7 minutes and go deep as fuck. Long hair, starfish, scales up to my tits, those funky contacts that make it so you can see under water, all of it- everything I could to make myself look asĀ āthing of the deep but hotā as possible.Ā
Then, Iād go get some shiny valuable rocks. Pearls, Uncut gems, like super fuckān nice ones like diamonds and shit, and ofc some gold coins. Then Iād dawn my mermaid fit and hit public waterways. Rivers, beys, lakes, places where people are around and might be swimming, but where Iām not gonna die via boat propeller, and not super crowded areas where a lot of people are swimming.Ā
Then I just prank people by poking my head out of the water and surprising them, then I motion them closer and reach into my hair or satchel or something and give them a fucking emerald, smiling all big the whole time then I just- swim the fuck away.Ā
What the fuck theyĀ gonna do now!? Keep it as a fun memory of that time a fuckān mermaid larper gave them a shiny rock? Never know itās actually valuable? Or do they take it to a jeweler and find out itās real? How the fuck are they gonna explain that. They gonna tell the jeweler a fuckān mermaid gave it to them?! I think the fuck not.Ā
Gonna pop up at the peir and smile at people and give gold coins to whoever stops. Kids are gonna freak. Put a little wonder back in the world. Flirt with pretty girls. Swim down rivers, pop up and surprise some old lady sitting by the water and give her an uncut diamond then swim away without a word.Ā
Get a reputation as the weird lesbian mermaid who gives out precious gems and never speaks then suddenly stop without warning for like three years to give people time to forget me then do it all again.Ā
Why is seemingly no on Mario Tumblr talking about the announcement for the new Mario & Rabbids game? Like after how good the first game was (despite having no right to be that good because what a weird idea for a crossover) and how much I enjoyed it I'm hyped for the sequel. Especially since I did not expect a sequel to ever be a thing.
I was just wondering if you still take requests. I was wondering if you could draw Yancy encouraging Y/N to dance (I can't dance so I thought this would be kind of fun LOL).
I accidentally created the most soothing drink in the world after trying to recreate the hot honey drink in Ponyo! I guarantee it will remove all stress and troubles, Iāve had like 3 today because it makes me so happy
I completely forgot I made this request almost 2 years ago....
I was just wondering if you still take requests. I was wondering if you could draw Yancy encouraging Y/N to dance (I can't dance so I thought this would be kind of fun LOL).
I just got over my slight obsession with a Heist with Markiplier....and then I found out what musical were doing at my school.....All Shook Up.....AND GUESS WHAT I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF?!
(For those who don't know, All Shook Up has a musical prison scene)