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Why did I just have a nightmare that started with kids watching some toy looking trains pass by in like a valley underneath them in the streets, then one kid having a similar toy, and then that kid getting home to the same neighborhood apartment as the SpyxFamily anime, but like they're temporarily staying in a large extravagant apartment that looks modern for the age their fictional world lives in. So then Loid, the father, is like looking at some strange obelisk about how ancient people could overcome getting cavities, and he's nodding to it as he stares at the strange, carved in words illuminated by an overhead light and a mysterious glow coming from inside the rocks, making dream me feel bad about tooth problems going on irl, when suddenly there's a portal looking hole with a small toy train in it?

Loid pales and tells Anya and Yor (the dog did not appear in my dream) to go back to their rooms. As they do Loid goes to the TV, and a train set takes over the screen, morphing into a little (sans error undertale looking ass) kid(still just a kid, not a skeleton). And Loid just? Recognizes the demon? And the demon recognizes him back? Classic demon having a beef from fighting childhood Loid I guess. At first, the TV demon wanted to "play a game", quickly popping up all of those dumb childhood horror games that has become popular irl, but then as Loid becomes annoying with his adult inquiries the demon lunges at his face! And with a tiresome but constant struggle, like someone putting a magnet into a magnet wand a specific way when there are more magnets in it, Loid is winning?

But then without either of them knowing until they can hear the toilet flushing, Anya, who maybe can't read a demons mind?, had gone to the house toilet room. And where the living room had become a trap for the demon to lunge at Loid again, suddenly you hear little Anya scream in the bathroom. Loid hesitates for a bit, expecting the demon to have split up to distract him and then attack, as he calls for Yor, but with no answer. Loid jumps over the couch and dashes to the bathroom to find Anya, now with a cocomelon headband!(oooh scary!) Loid peels the cocomelon off of the standstill Anya, who's brain the demon could not fully control instantly, like how you peel a magnet off of a barely metal ball. Loid wins, and now there is a thin, mildly flexible and moving cocomelon headband wriggling in his hands, begging for mercy. The implications for what Loid is going to do with the demon go wild with violence as his face scarily darkens over the demon that dared mess with his mission

And then like, my alarm woke me up. And it took me a solid half an hour to write this all out.

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I really like the laurel wreaths that Hades and Zagreus are wearing. The dark red to gold gradient is really pretty and gives me a fall glam girl aesthetic 💆🏽‍♀️

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I want this tho

One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that Texas is the biggest state. We have all just convinced ourselves that Alaska is that small shrunken down thing on most US maps and the people that know it's the largest state can almost never accurately describe how large it is.

For context here is a picture

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I hope she's okay

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i hope ya’ll enjoy this newborn Chinese Water Deer bc someone on ko-fi paid real life dollars for it to happen:

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If you haven’t seen this story, look up his name: Francisco Galicia. 

Expect to see him come 2020, when the debates begin and the political battle heats up. Expect to see him in a suit testifying in court, or before Congress. This young man is a witness and a victim, and the fact that this isn’t a more prominent story on every news station is what truly frightens me.

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Why is the mornings orange???

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Beautifulsbhfsofszifakdjsfa

opals look fake tbh

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Absofuckinglutelyfuckinggorgeousjeuejditefnigcwrbucrs

Citrus

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Explose:

My mind when saying expose, but wanting to explode

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I like them better with the skin on, i heard they're healthier! And they're hellava lot tastier

Peel the ice cube's skin

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I like the look of southern America as a whole but what is that pink ball where Africa should be?

Countries are sized according to their CO2 emissions, 2010.

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Off topic, but do you know how terrible it is to be accidentally pronounced dead? Is someone pronounces you dead and every business that has your account follows it then you literally have to fight just to get your not-at-home possessions back, if you're living at home.

What I'm trying to say is in america you can't cheat life insurance by faking your death report and reclaiming your life because they'll immediately want the money back. You'd have to die and resume a fake life somewhere else before you start making money with life insurance, and with covid then that just ain't as possible

Hey did I ever tell you how I got your blog blocked on my school’s laptops? Like tumblr isn’t blocked, but your account specifically is.

i have never until this moment been so profoundly pleased with the trajectory of my life & accomplishments

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The before and after I realized that my newest bug bite was a possible allergic reaction.

Thanks to my

Glorious

Oma(grandmother)

She was and technically still is a nurse, so when she saw it she correctly identified what I thought was a bug bite to an allergic reaction

A mild allergic reaction.

Thought it was a bug bite because it itched and got red

No bug bites are supposed to be pointy

Itch cream does nothing

It's literally doing nothing

Don't know what it is

Don't care either

The purple circle is to show it's growth or shrinkage in case I come in contact with whatever I was allergic to

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Yes

yes 2020 has sucked like a ravenous kirby but in november we finally get to vote that hateful orange turd out of office so eyes on the prize ya’lls

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Sleepy me was just scrolling through Instagram My Hero Academia comic posts before I decided to open my eyes and sit up.

No I can't draw these posts.

No i don't remember what the posts were.

I've been hanging with my cousins who go on instagram too much...

Sleepy me is bored when I get through my fantasies, so tell me why my immediate response is to be on online social media?

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Sleepy me is bored when I get through my fantasies, so tell me why my immediate response is to be on online social media?