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do you zap everything you touch

No, no, not anymore. I wear these gloves to insulate that electricity! It is helpful to not accidentally set the place on fire.

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what do you do to pass the time if you can't even go outside

I listen to the footsteps above me, or sleep.. there really isn’t anything else I CAN do.

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why does Thomas keep you there anyway?

and what the hell is wrong with him

AAH WELL- HES GRUBDAMN CRAZY THAT’S WHY!! I TELL YOU, ONE THING WRONG AND YOUR PUNISHMENT IS… THIS BUZZCRAP. It’s been years since I was allowed to go outside.

As for his psychotic break….. I can’t tell you that, I certainly don’t know myself. The machine did somethin’ to his brain. I believe he was the unlucky one out of the two of us.

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i'm guessing you had Reaper demolish it again?

It was wrecking ball day.. my favorite day. I hope the day comes soon again. I hope that bug, my savior, comes again.

We have since then moved to a place in the woods, Thomas ain’t the same. He’s aggressive… violent almost, his inventions have become more… well…. I remember A movie when i’s human called saw, so like that if you know it. I… can always hear the intruders screams.

As for reaper, he knows where I am no doubt and is choosing not to come. I don’t hold that against him, that man can do as he likes.

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hi

if u see a pink moth wearing a spiky choker entering the cellar its my roommate

he said he was going to hike mount bobo and asked me if i know a good resting place there so i told him its in a cellar at a huge lair

hes realy stupid so he fell for that hehe

The one that was demolished..?

I won’t be there, sweet pea.

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What do you think about love bite chocolates?

I didn’t get them. I can’t leave… like I said.

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THE CAMERa ISNT WORKING

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Bad things will happen.

Happy to announce that me and my best friend, Gradient Joe, are collaborating with Milky Way Chocolate to deliver an unforgettable candy experience!!!! I’m sure all Milky Way lovers will love the taste of Joe and I’s super awesome chocolate formula! Come support at your nearest convenience store!!! (TimBog is not liable for any accidents or sickness that may come from consumption of Joe and Tim super awesome chocolate formula.)

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I cannot leave the premises of my building, I apologize if you do not receive the payment you requested

(Whoops wrong one last time i apologize)

Happy to announce that me and my best friend, Gradient Joe, are collaborating with Milky Way Chocolate to deliver an unforgettable candy experience!!!! I’m sure all Milky Way lovers will love the taste of Joe and I’s super awesome chocolate formula! Come support at your nearest convenience store!!! (TimBog is not liable for any accidents or sickness that may come from consumption of Joe and Tim super awesome chocolate formula.)

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I cannot leave the premises of my building, I apologize if you do not receive the payment you requested

Happy to announce that me and my best friend, Gradient Joe, are collaborating with Milky Way Chocolate to deliver an unforgettable candy experience!!!! I’m sure all Milky Way lovers will love the taste of Joe and I’s super awesome chocolate formula! Come support at your nearest convenience store!!! (TimBog is not liable for any accidents or sickness that may come from consumption of Joe and Tim super awesome chocolate formula.)

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Dear Valued Customer

Your package containing special Milky Ways chocolates was left at the Taco Shack. At your earliest convenience you can pick it up there. Remember to tip your delivery person. Thank you <3

Sigh

I’ll…. Ask Thomas to pick it up I guess.. though I doubt he will…

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Swatter co. After the incident we had to move from mount bobo to somewhere in the wood, thats the extent of my knowledge due to the lack of me being outside.

The one with the… Thomas…one- ignore him and head straight to the cellar. I’ll be waiting.

Happy to announce that me and my best friend, Gradient Joe, are collaborating with Milky Way Chocolate to deliver an unforgettable candy experience!!!! I’m sure all Milky Way lovers will love the taste of Joe and I’s super awesome chocolate formula! Come support at your nearest convenience store!!! (TimBog is not liable for any accidents or sickness that may come from consumption of Joe and Tim super awesome chocolate formula.)

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That’s chump change-just come over here and I’ll give you everything..

Happy to announce that me and my best friend, Gradient Joe, are collaborating with Milky Way Chocolate to deliver an unforgettable candy experience!!!! I’m sure all Milky Way lovers will love the taste of Joe and I’s super awesome chocolate formula! Come support at your nearest convenience store!!! (TimBog is not liable for any accidents or sickness that may come from consumption of Joe and Tim super awesome chocolate formula.)

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nobody visits you in there?

Sadly, no one checks the cellar much these days... if they do visit, which is even more unlikely

Not to say I don’t escape every once in a while- but the swatter gets violent when I do-so it usually doesn’t interest me. Something about.. Hogging everything for myself… hm.

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!!!!!!

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Hello little....... green thing would you be so kind as to bring me one.

in person.

as soon as you can.

preferably the two of you.

Happy to announce that me and my best friend, Gradient Joe, are collaborating with Milky Way Chocolate to deliver an unforgettable candy experience!!!! I’m sure all Milky Way lovers will love the taste of Joe and I’s super awesome chocolate formula! Come support at your nearest convenience store!!! (TimBog is not liable for any accidents or sickness that may come from consumption of Joe and Tim super awesome chocolate formula.)

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INTRO

Helloo there ladies and manchildren alike! The name is Zaptrap, of course. Talk to me, I am lonely here..

Hopefully Thomas will let me out of the cellar soon--- I will admit it’s taking a toll on the old noggin Haha

All this because I threatened to ███████ ████ ███ ████ ███ ███ ███ ███ ███ ████ █████████

(Reference… with a friend)

(OOC)

His Voice claim is Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation

This is run by @bettythecake I'm death destroyer of worlds.

TW: Could include Cannibalism!!

This is also not taking itself seriously

RULES: -You can make nsfw JOKES only jokes please I beg -Do not enforce a ship onto this pretty please -This will be mostly roleplay, but you can and are encouraged to ask questions about him as well! -Most questions are allowed, just don't be weird... -If your question is good enough (or if the roleplay calls for it) a drawing will be provided!