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gnash your teeth,

protect each other

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Never be better than commander Shepard ❤️‍🔥

If you like my art, you can buy me a cup of coffe - https://ko-fi.com/its_mzz_hyde

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Mass Effect II Legendary Edition | ▶ dev. Bioware

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Happy birthday Commander Shepard！🎂🎂🎂

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genuinely don’t know if I’ll finish this

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take Earth back.

[happy n7 day!]

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day 21648 of begging for nintendo to finally port twilight princess for the switch

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adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

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scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

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hello to all the beautiful exhausted intelligent resentful compassionate irritated women of the internet i love you

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As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??

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albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric

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cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it

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Glory fades

Prints • My IG (@ vetyyr)

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I like to imagine that the Mass Effect universe has some kind of Buzzfeed because the thought is endlessly amusing to me.

“Asari Maidens try Human Make Up Trends.”

“21 of the Weirdest Stories We’ve Heard About Commander Shepard.”

“Create Your Dream Apartment and We’ll Tell You Which Palaven Composer You Should Marry.”

“Quiz: Does Your Quarian Crush Like You Back?”

“This Video of Gas Bags Snuggling Is The Gift We All Need.”

“Hi! It’s Ladylike and today we’re trying to the Spectre Fitness Test!”

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Let’s get this shit started shall we?