luitennentsunshine
luitennentsunshine
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luitennentsunshine · 8 minutes ago
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so we are doing t4t now? (twink4twink)
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luitennentsunshine · 9 minutes ago
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marvel universe dashboard simulator: spideytorch ship war edition
(part 2)
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🕷️ spideyslut22468
god i'm so fucking tired of hearing about johnny fucking storm's love life. it's always spideytorch this, stormparker that, and now i have to deal with this new monstrosity of a ship? have we considered maybe leaving them alone? these are real ass people, why are you even shipping them anyways? go find some anime twinks to thirst over
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so anyways i still haven't stopped thinking about that one tiktok where the person saw spider-man chilling eating a hot dog one day and went up to him to ask him what he thought about peter parker and it was so obvious the person was trying to start some drama or whatever but instead spidey just apparently went on for like ten minutes about how awesome peter parker is and how good he is at photography and how smart he is and how they've been friends for like ten years
guys, what if we've been wrong all along? what if spidey really isn't in love with johnny? what if he's in love with peter instead?
😏 shutterbugsupremacy Follow
that's what i've been saying!! i mean guys? peter parker is LITERALLY the only photographer that spidey ever allows to get proper photos of him? he's been taking photos of spidey since he was in high school! he literally put out a photobook that was entirely pictures of spider-man.
🕷️ spideyslut22468
y'all are reaching so hard i'm surprised you haven't pulled a muscle. if parker was really in love with spidey would he have sold his pictures to a newspaper that does nothing but slander spider-man's good name? from what i've heard, jjj pays parker pretty well for his spider-man photos. he's not taking pictures of spidey out of love or anything, it's all just for money. same with the book. he's a sellout.
😏 shutterbugsupremacy Follow
hey man, we all gotta eat somehow, and spidey has said in the past that he doesn't care about parker working for the bugle. also, see above about the video where spidey talks about how awesome parker is. maybe you need to cool your jets, yeah?
🕷️ spideyslut22468
spider-man has been friends with johnny storm literally since the fantastic four came onto the superhero scene, obviously he's gonna play nice when asked about his best friend's long-term boyfriend regardless of how he actually feels about parker. y'all are just looking for signs where there aren't any.
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🥰 stormparkerownsmysoul
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look, i know that we've all had our differences in the past, but let us not think about what sets us apart, but rather what brings us all together.
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❎ superheroshipbrackets
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❤️‍🔥 spideytorchendgame Follow
me talking to anyone that will listen about my theory that peter parker is just a beard for johnny storm to help keep his actual relationship with spider-man a secret
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❤️‍🔥 spideytorchendgame Follow
like guys just hear me out okay? spider-man obviously wouldn't want his real identity to be well known to the public, and publicly dating johnny would put him at constant risk of being found out. so that's why they have johnny fake date peter parker! he's the perfect candidate! i mean, we all know he has ties to, like, a ridiculous number of superheroes. he's worked for both reed richards and tony stark, and people have snapped pics of him hanging out with captain america and deadpool. he's even been spotted with daredevil and daredevil hates everyone! so him dating johnny wouldn't really put him at any more danger of being targeted by villains than he was already in. and what's in it for peter? i mean, he gets to live in the baxter building (he probably has his own secret apartment and doesn't actually live with johnny) and probably gets a bunch of expensive gifts and stuff to compensate for all the shit he has to put up with for being johnny's partner.
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luitennentsunshine · 11 minutes ago
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tan, don't burn
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luitennentsunshine · 12 minutes ago
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GOD, it's brutal out here!
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luitennentsunshine · 14 minutes ago
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spideytorch childhood friends au where the storms lived next door to the parkers growing up and then moved away when johnny was 13
Years later, spider-man breaks into the baxter building and while everyone else is trying to squash him, johnny takes one look at him and pulls up short
"Pete??" He asks.
Peter startles and very convincingly says, "what? I don't know what you're talking about."
Everyone else is frozen now, and sue is looking back and forth between the two of them. "Johnny," she says. "What makes you think-"
"I've known him since we were in diapers!" Johnny says. "You think i wouldn't recognize his annoying ass blindfolded and in my sleep?"
"It's been 4 years!" Peter says indignantly. "There's no way you should've been able to clock me that quickly! What the fuck, johnny?"
Instead of replying, johnny just laughs and moves forward to pull peter's mask off and says, "lemme see that face, parker. i know what your parents looked like - if you didn't grow up hot, i'm asking for a refund."
After that, the two of them are once again inseparable, just like when they were younger. It takes peter a lot of convincing to get sue not to tell may about his extra curricular activities, and in return he has to promise to come to her if he ever finds himself in over his head with one of his villains.
when peter and johnny start dating a couple of months later, no one is shocked.
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luitennentsunshine · 14 minutes ago
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Warm up doodle inspired by a scene from @misanopiaa's wonderful fic
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luitennentsunshine · 16 minutes ago
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F4 x F1 Meet the crew! Info dump of this idea below the cut :)
I'm not a writer, and this is more or less just my notes and brainstorming. Hope you enjoy regardless!
In this world, the Fantastic Four are a superhero family and run an F1 team on the side. (Honestly could take place in main 616)
Even before getting his powers, he was a talented and popular racer. After he gets his powers under control, he decides he wants to continue his career. Johnny's heat immunity made him a great driver, but it also caused him to be much more reckless, and he often pushed the cars too hard. Teams started to see him more as a liability, even if he was undeniably talented.
Sue is still not the biggest fan of Johnny taking on racing as a career (that's her precious little brother) since he's just heat-proof, not superhuman/damage-resistant. She ends up speaking with Reed about the possibility of them starting their own F1 team with their company. Reed is ecstatic since he's interested in the research and engineering side of constructing F1 cars.
Thus, the Fantastic F1 team was founded.
Sue takes over the position of the team principal with all her years of experience managing Johnny's PR crises. She also occasionally chimes in over comms during races when she can see Johnny's losing his temper or is in over his head emotionally.
Reed becomes the race engineer since he enjoys the analysis, strategy, and research going into creating the best-performing car. It's another puzzle for him to solve, and he is definitely comforted that he can protect Johnny while he's being reckless on the track.
Johnny is initially reluctant for them to create their own team, feeling like it's a bit of a cheat. He wanted to prove that he's more than his connection to his family (Reed + Sue). There are some arguments early on. It takes a lot of communication, but Johnny eventually sees that they're doing this because they want him to race, just safely, and that they're doing this to support him in the best way they can.
Ben attends the races with Val and Franklin :)
Peter's there as a photojournalist (I haven't decided if it's a freelance gig or if it's for the bugle. He's there for my spideytorch-loving heart)
It's times like these when I wish I were a better writer because I want to read a fic of this so badly.
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luitennentsunshine · 18 minutes ago
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if one of them had been a girl, Marvel would've milked their relationship for all it’s worth. they’d have had an entire decades-long romance arc, a wedding issue, at least three alternate-universe kids, and probably a dramatic divorce subplot just to get them back together.
BUT because they’re two boys (twinks), we get 60+ years of "haha just bros being bros, totally normal to flirt constantly and dramatically mourn each other, nothing to see here." LIKE, come on.
at this point, they’ve already hit every romance trope in the book, just let them kiss and adopt an annoying superhero kid already.
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luitennentsunshine · 23 minutes ago
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Honey come put your lips on mine and shut me up
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luitennentsunshine · 23 minutes ago
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Spideytorch fanfiction being canon in marvel is so funny to me because civilian's don't know spider-man's age so imagine some poor new yorker getting cancelled for writing spideytorch in the early years because people think spider-man is an adult. JJJ would probably have an entire article about it the very next day.
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luitennentsunshine · 25 minutes ago
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Fantastic Four #25 - "Star-Crossed" (2024)
written by Ryan North art by Carlos Gomez & Jesus Aburtov
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luitennentsunshine · 30 minutes ago
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Figured I’d post the drawing from my comm sheet by itself too. Just wanted to draw spideytorch being adorable
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luitennentsunshine · 33 minutes ago
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a day in the shop w/ johnny 🔥
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luitennentsunshine · 6 hours ago
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I love you Safety Wizard.
(Inspired by @keroascrazy)
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luitennentsunshine · 9 hours ago
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Been thinking about how the new Superman movie did a really good job of giving Clark interests beyond “Truth, Justice, and a Better Tomorrow.” He likes pop punk rock. His favorite meal is breakfast for dinner. Clark does a little dance when he gets the front cover byline. He likes to doom-scroll. Unclear if he’s a dog guy. His girlfriend makes him hot cocoa when he’s sad. So often Superman in film has zero personality beyond tortured alien that must guide humanity. Giving him these small details made the character feel so much more real. He really is just a guy doing his best.
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luitennentsunshine · 11 hours ago
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CANCEL george rr martin for being directly responsible for 1) a Bowl of Mac and Cheese esque YA book titles 2) insufferable people saying "oh you sweet summer child" in comment sections across the web and 3) "the lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep" sigma phonk edits
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luitennentsunshine · 11 hours ago
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