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had a vivid, creative, engaging, compelling, horrific nightmare i was taking the "Tumblr SATs"
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it makes sense that I’m on steroids. I am definitely me on steroids
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You’re no longer trusted near them

#chicks #chicken #wholesome
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we can make these with my pin maker
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As the influence of the nation’s transgender individuals continues to encroach on the freedoms of the U.S. populace, sources confirmed Tuesday that increasingly powerful trans person Tori Randall is now capable of using every single bathroom in the country at once. “Tori has become so trans that she can enter every single bathroom in the continental United States simultaneously, and there’s absolutely nothing anyone can do to stop her,” said Cincinnati city officials in a statement echoed by officials in thousands of other towns and cities across the nation, where every single stall in both public and private bathrooms is being currently occupied under the formidable capacities of the single trans individual.
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my cats honest reaction to my dad yelling at me for talking on the phone
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This is so relatable. Everything i stand for, i love you katya . Flawless introduction
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