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According to the linked article It's 99.7% on whether the molecule we are interpreting as evidence of life is present. There is debate in the scientific community as to whether that molecule qualifies as definitive proof of the presence of life-- the universe is very big and it's possible that there are nonliving processes we don't know about that can also create it.

It's still extremely exciting! But it's a bit more complicated than "we are 99.7% certain that there is life on that planet."

We literally just found life on another planet and everybody is just like "and?" Life on earth so wild rn we don't even care 💀💀

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Ethel Cain liked wincest in HIGH SCHOOL. When everyone was cringe. Now she writes incest into her lyrics as a metaphor for generational trauma not glorifying it. She’s not proshit she’s just a person who had a cringey fandom phase and for some reason, the ugly proshits latched onto it as proof that it’s ok to like incest. The show itself mocked the gay fanfics ppl made of them. Media literacy hi?

are you mad at me

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were cigarettes considered cool before it was widely accepted that they're bad for you? could be useful insight...

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@cryptotheism do you have any links on hand of ex employees saying this? I don't exactly doubt you but it'd be more comforting if I could see them saying it for myself

ok so obviously the layoffs are not great for the site flourishing but i think its plausible theyre good for the site surviving? the smaller overhead the better, right? assuming its always been a negative on the balance sheet, if its LESS of a negative, wordpress will presumably keep it going a while longer. and like, i mean obviously it would be nice for the website to be nicer but im not sure how obvious it is that more devs would lead to more traffic? it seems like traffic is mostly driven by exogenous cultural factors. they tried the communities thing, presumably it didnt work, and now theyre just gonna try to run it as cheaply as possible

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oh fuck oh shit I fucked up

) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium

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i pelted them with tomatoes again

what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

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this is apparently the sole subject around which heathcliff is capable of making something recognizable as a joke. it fascinates me.

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furikake sounds an awful lot like furry cock.... don't try to tell me that's a coincidence

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it reminds me so much of this post every time

pessimistic and miserable or whatever but I wish every grim/venty type piece of art didn't inevitably prompt someone to make a vaguely condescending Happy Ending followup

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having hairy armpits as a woman definitely is more taboo but i think the amount of effort that leg shaving takes is a really relevant factor too. I was a "shave pits and not legs" person for many years (armpit hair got so itchy when I let it grow out) but shaving your pits takes like 15 seconds in the shower while legs are a whole fuckin Project. Amount of time and effort women waste on this sort of thing should be a factor we consider.

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*really needing to take a shit* I got that log in me

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furikake sounds an awful lot like furry cock.... don't try to tell me that's a coincidence

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synthesis: ancient egyptians built the bass pro shop pyramid

broke: aliens built the pyramids of egypt

woke: aliens built the bass pro shop pyramid

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furikake sounds an awful lot like furry cock.... don't try to tell me that's a coincidence

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THIEVERY!!!!

🎶You could have it all

My empire of dirt

I will let you down

I will make you squirt 🎶

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the template would later branch out to any negative word, but the original naming scheme for sith lords was darth + a negative word starting with 'in', with the front cut off. e.g. Darth (In)vader, Darth (In)sidious, etc. in a return to tradition, my star wars property centres the fearsome Darth Cestuous

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and you could have it all, my empire of dirt, I will let you down, I will make you squirt