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she/her/they/them, 30+, lan wangji is my comfort character, he is bnuuy 🐰
this is my mdzs/cql sideblog, i follow back from my main @habibinasir
wwx can do the dishes bc lwj has sensory issues with touching wet food and lwj can do the laundry bc wwx has executive dysfunction this is the adhd/autism solidarity
Buying Emperor’s Smile (from Mo Dao Zu Shi) in the Gusu district of Suzhou, Jiangsu province. OP bought a jar of both 12% and 38%, and according to others who also bought it, it is a sour fruity wine, and because of the low alcohol content, the flavour of the baijiu is overpowered by the fruit flavour.
The shop is on Pingjiang Road (平江路), a historic district in Gusu. The street also has many other shops selling Emperor’s Smile. Another street with shops selling Emperor’s Smile is Shantang Street (山塘街), also in Gusu.
So yiling wei sect au, through whatever circumstances LWJ gets captured and ofc WWX rains hell on his captors, so picture this:
He walks into the palace of the enemy, doors bursting open and off their hinges as the feared yilinh patriarch walks in, resentful energy winding around him like snakes.
All the henchmen, overcome with power, fall to their knees in fear as Wei Wuxian's ghost army marches into the hall, his eyes glowing red as he calmly tells them to wipe the place clean...
...including Lan Zhan??
"Resentment doesn't affect you usually, Lan Zhan, are you okay?"
"That is not it." He says, overcome with desire because there's nothing more attractive in the world than Wei Ying being like that™️, "I get on my knees for you willingly."
"Lan Zhan, don't do this to me right now, I have to kill people."